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Attack of the giant chicken
*at a chicken farm*
I don't see why we have to go here?
This is a
f*^ked up story.
wait!
i still think that it should be about-
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
...Where are cid and barret?
uh-oh
i know, cid and barret cant fend for them
selves!
no
no no
*rumble rumble rumble*
HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
*RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE*
*a giant chicken appears*
Farmer: UH-OH!!!
*Cid,Cloud,Barret,Tifa get in battle stance*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
GiantChiken:COCOBOGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*five fat chocobos circle the FFVII characters*
*cloud summons Ifrit, but its not enough to defeat the almighty GIANT CHICKEN!!!*
*at aeris's house with yuffie*
I bet we're missin' all the fun huh?
yeah, probly
wanna go???
YEAH!!!!!
*aeris and yuffie skip to the farm*
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!
WILL YOU SHUT
UP TIFA?!?!?
........
thank you
(weepweepweep)
*tifa kicks cloud in the nads*
....
*arris and yuffie walk in*
what the
f*^k?
*yuffie and aeris combine there spears and spinning thingies and create a giant spinning sword to defeat the Giant chicken and they did. sorry there isn't that much fighting action!*
everyone: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
***THE END***
Jonny M