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An
FF7 Christmas Carol
In
the merriment of christmas here at Jazzmans site proudly bring to you a FF7
Christmas Carol...
Narrator:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a
creature was stirring not even a mouse.
*Sephiroth listening to ABBA hits and dancing in his room*
Narrator:
Knock it off idiot
Oops sorry
Sephy wake up we're going for a Party at Tifa's lets go!!
Cool!!
Narrator:
That's it, I QUIT!
*At Tifa's*
Cloud you've had 234 beers are you ok
Of course I am my Jenova Cells are very
resistant to alcohol! *BARF!*
AAAAAAGGGH HE COUGHED UP JENOVA!!
Jenova:
HeHeHe Time to get
into my Santa Claus outfit
Good God Mommy come back!!
You'll scare the children!
*Jenova gets stuck at the top of some poor guy's chimley*
All:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*a while later*
Tifa you've had 1 to many beers
Yer
255 beers
to be exact!.....TIFA!!
Cloud marry me
*has another
beer*hmmmm...ok
Its just the booze
talking
Bet you
100,000 gil they'll be divorced my morning
Your on!!
*whisper*you do know you don't have that much cash
Aww damn it!!
*Even Later*
Me and
Tifa are off to have our honeymoon
Whatever man
*next day*
BBC NewsCaster: We are live where the owners of the Highwind have just slammed it
into the North Crater the 2 responsible were two drunken newlyweds
WO
THE F*^K!!!!?
Let it go man
Noooooooooooo
my precious baby