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*10 years ago, everyone is still at school*
Ahhhh school the
principle of modern
technology
Woteva,
i hope we don't have to sit next to Sephiroth again he's a real
drag...
oh
yeah, i hope he gets beaten up by those bullies again this year
owwwwwwww.....poor
sephiroth
*the 2 of them walk into school*
hi
everyone, I like to make model
airplanes
I collect beanie babies
HAHAHAHA!!
Oh yeah plane boy! *smashes
Cid's model Tiny Bronco*
NOOOOOOOO!!!
*bursts into tears*
HAHAHAHA!!
*Sephiroth sits quietly at the desk nearest to the teacher then Cloud and Tifa
walk in*
Hi Cloud *gives him a big hug* i hope
you'll sit next to me oh what fun
we shall have learning fascinating algebra together
Actually
I'm sitting next to Zack and Tifa this year
Oh.......................................ok
*sigh*
*Rude walks in*
hmmmmmmmmm......hey
Tifa, you're looking VERY sexy this morning
kiss
my ass!
ohhhhhhhhhhhh,
yes please!
YEAH,
ME TOO!
Both
of you can feck off!
Oh
well, maybe next year
*first lesson ends*
cursed Geography teacher
she gave me a stinkin essay to do on mannors!
And
she gave us all essay's to do on
Asia!
Dude, a least now it is free-period
i am a little depressed now...
You just lost your pen get over it!!
Ok...
Ack......just borrow mine
Yay!
i love you Cloud!
ohhhhhhhhh
did i say that out loud!?........oppppppppps!
CODE
RED, CODE RED!!!! We've got a bender in the building!!!!!
Leave
me alone you bully!
*lunch period starts*
Whoo-hoo time for lunch and if
anyone tries to cut in front of me I'll smack em one!!
Mrs
Vigs :Back of the line Miss Lockheart
huh?
Why??
Mrs
Vigs:
For threatening to beat the sh*t out of the other students!
.................Damn
*lunch period ends*
Mrs
Vigs is REALLY starting to piss me off!
ok
guys i gotta plan............................ *whisper, whisper*
ok,
lets go, I'll hide for a sec
*Mrs Vigs approaches where cloud is hiding*
NOW!!
HAVE
SOME OF THIS YOU BITCH! * lobs a hamburger at miss Vigs* DIRECT HIT!!! WOOO
HOOOO!!!
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
*Cid dives through the air bombing Mrs Vigs with sticky donuts*
hmmmmm.....let
me just chop up this pie, ready to fire at the fat bitch!
Mrs Vigs: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pie! yum yum yum! *gets splatted in the face by a faggot*
*While Cloud is chopping up the pie, his buster sword flies out of his hand and impales Mrs Vigs to the wall*
opppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppps!
Deputy
Head:Dention cloud!
But Cid
and Rude were in on it too!
Deputy
Head:
But they
didn't stab Mrs Vigs between the eyes with a sword! did they!?
hmmmmmmmm....fair
enough, so how long is my detention for?
Deputy
Head: well.......its about time i got a pay rise, if you do the same to
the headmaster as you did to Mrs Vigs we can forget about this little detention...........ok?
That's
a deal!
*Cloud heads off to the Headmasters office..............*