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SCREAM 3
*Cloud,Cid,Tifa
and Sephiroth were all at the coffee house having a lot of coffee*
I
don't get it Cloud why do we have to drink coffee? It tastes like crap
Elementary
my dear Sephy, we need to stay awake just incase the Masked murderer comes,
besides Tesco are letting us buy 1000 for the price of 4
Sweet!
Cloud
there is a nuclear bomb hurtling towards the building
*Bomb hits and only those 4 are left sitting down on the couch*
.......Bugga,
oh well........
sh*t happens
This
must be the work of the....
Masked Murderer: MWAHAHAHA
F@#k
you man! how many times are you gonna kill us!?
*Masked Murderer draws out machine gun and pumps Cid full of lead*
NOOOOOOO!!!!.....*Draws
buster sword*...........alright you little prick
*Cloud gets pumped full of lead*
NO
CLOUD!!
*Cloud rises*
Masked Murderer:.........huh?
You
forget the awesome powers of myJenova cells! HAHAHA *charges at murderer*
Masked Murderer:
AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *draws Masamune blade*
*highly special effect sword fighting scene here...*
Masked Murderer:
Ack...........your good
*throws Masamune at Cloud impaleing him to the wall. As soon as that happens
Sephiroth and Tifa start kicking the crap outta the Masked Murderer*
What the hell nooooooo! Cloud!! *takes Buster Sword* TIME TO DIE!!!
*Masked Muederer kicks down Sephiroth and takes Sephiroth's Masamune blade then strikes
Tifa*
* insanely good sword fighting scene here*
*Masked Murderer flies away with a limp everyone goes to Vincents summer home*
(how
do u fly away with a limp!?)
Alright
guys, we gotta stop this evil menace NOW!
Barret:
Otherwise it will suck out all the mako
No
you dumbass it will kill everyone
Barret:
Then it will suck out all of the mako...?
No
you MORON! what is this obsession you have with mako!!!!!!!!
Barret:
Its a pretty green color.....
*5 chainsaws rip Barret apart from the back blood goes everywhere*
well
i guess that shut him up
ewwwww...
that was freaky
Masked Murderer:
HAHAHAHA
Asshole! *jumps at Masked Murderer*
*Masked Murderer whips out machine gun and fills Zack up with lead then turns and
fires on the rest of the FF7 crew*
Rude lets attack!
ahhhhhhhhhhh.........i
can't be arsed!
Hey
there's a free beer in it for ya
WA
HEY!................................have some of this Mr Murderer
*Rude and Elena open fire on Masked Murderer sending him crashing into a wall*
Masked Murderer:
You asswipes! I'll kill you for that *gives birth to 5 mogs who
attack the FFcrew*
*Cloud easily kills 2 but Tifa, Aeris and Rude are getting the sh*t kicked out
of em*
Sephiroth
come here now!
Why?
*Cloud hides behind Sephiroth as Masked Murderer throws the masamune blade through
Sephiroth*
That
was a close one
Masked Murderer: Time to die bitch! *slashes Aeris in half
Ack!
my legs are missing Cloud...cloud save me...
Get
a life stupid bitch
*Cloud pounces on the masked Murderer and takes of the mask*
Yuffie???
Haha
yes! it is i, Yuffie!!
Bitch!
*chops her head off*
Ok
Phoenix bring everyone back and turn Yuffie good
Phoenix:
Kay
Ah
aha the Materia is mine *hops out a window*
Oh
well some things never change, lets go for pizza
Everyone: YEAH!