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Hello
children I'm your host miss Elena 2day we are going to study the
behavioral patterns of the Tiger shark an exciting species of western sea born
sharks
and also what happens if you do not pay close attention to this video
graciously provided by the board of schools in Europe also known to many as
Shinra Inc.
*Cloud and Zack surfing*
WAAAAAAA
HOOOOOO!!
YEE
HAA!!!!
Now
children, this is what happens to young immature suffers when they happen to
meet a deadly shark...
*Shark comes out of shinra boat and swallows Zack whole*
ZACK!!!!!!
HOLY SH*T!!
*Cloud
falls off surf board and swims like hell towards the
beach*
And
there you have it, the dangers of Tiger sharks. That poor youth was
slaughtered by the rampaging lethal
shark. what a shame ....................(heehee!)
*rugby
tackles Elena* What the hell ya talking about!? My mate was killed!
Hey
asshole this is my show feck off *slaps cloud*
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*slaps elena*
Alright
buddy this is personal
WA
HEY, CAT FIGHT!!
*Cloud and Elena start slapping the hell out of each other*
And
we'll be right back after these messages from the good people at
'Homework is Fun' ............................Alright are we off. Damn i
need a soda!
And
we're on in 5...4...3..2
aaaaaggggghhhhhhhh!!!!
*Cloud is locked up in chains*
1.........
ACTION!
Welcome
back now we're going to look at what happens when you go too far
away from the beach
Hey
Vince i bet i could out swim ya!
Bring
it on!!
Don't
go to far boys
yeah
yeah woteva!
*the 2 of them swim a few miles out when suddenly a shark appears and eats half
of
Vincent*
WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
where have my legs gone
SH*t.................................Highwind,
NOW!!
*Highwind comes down from above and blasts the shark with a load of missiles*
*WELL SEXY life guard saves Vincent and gives him mouth to mouth*
WAA
HEY!!!! keep it coming luv!
And
there we have it anti-shark defenses and now i must bid you
farewell and remember 'Homework is fun'
*Cloud brakes free*
No
you don't bitch!! *rugby tackles Elena*
Good......*gets
a punch to the face*.............bye
thats
a rap............. *gets electro prod out* now time to have some fun
*terrified
screams*