Cloud
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operation:KickAss
Part 1
*Cloud,Vincent,Reno,Barret, Aeris, Tifa and Cid are travelling somewhere in a Nissan...... (how do u fit that many people in a Nissan?)*
Cloud
where are we driving to?
Dunno
Well we
wouldn't be driving if it weren't for you and Tifa gettin married and
crashing the Highwind into the frikken north crater
No comment
Damn you two
errr..Cloud,one
querstion...
Kay
How the hell did u stuff Barret into the glove compartment
I
did a bit of good old fashioned ass whoopin!
*muffled
screams*
God Cloud your useless
Guys we are being chased by a giant sheep!!!
how convenient
Holy
hell! thats one big mutha f*^ka!
I can't move!!!!
I've got an idea! we
head towards the cliff and hope the sheep follows. Then we turn off that the
last minute!
That's a brilliant plan
Heeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo i can't move!!
quit
wineing fat ass!
ok
Aeris, your driving head for that cliff and get ready to turn off
5....... 4........ 3........ 2......1.......TURN!
AERIS TURN!!!!!!
*car falls off a cliff*
GOD
DAMN TYPICAL WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!
Everyone:Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppp
*sheep jumps off the cliff aswell*
Everyone: oh crap! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppp
TO BE CONTINUED