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*Cloud,Cid,Vincent and Reno have all moved into one apartment .............with only 2
rooms*
how
come you get top bunk Cloud?
because i won the game of table football anyway this is the only
apartment we could get with your flea-ragged sh*tty job
I
would smack you right now........but......errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........I've hurt
my errrrrrrrr.......arm! yeah thats it! i hurt my arm. You would be dead be now!
course i would!
It could be worse you could be sleeping with Cid and Vincent
Hey,
how come i have to sleep with Cid in my room?
well
we were going to fight over it, but then we realized that you suck, all you do
is turn into an even uglier monster!
what kind of limit break is that!?
i
suck...............fair enough
It really smells of crap
in our room
Uh guys i have a confession........
uh oh
I wet the bed......
nooooooooo!!!
...And i vomit on the bed...
eww
...And i
Don't say it!
...i
sh*t in the bed as well *bursts into tears*
*Everyone backs over to the other end of the room*
*some
time later*
*sleeping*
*on the toilet*
*on the playstation playing FF9*
hey,
this game REALLY sucks, the storyline goes tits up at the end, whats going on!?
Hey cloud something is moving in the clothes pile
*A HUGE pair of thermal underwear with teeth jump out at cloud*
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
whoa!
whos the dude with the dodgy underpants!?
errrrrrmmmmmmmmmm......well......errrrrr......that
would be errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........me
*Cloud slices Vincent's underwear into peices*
phew,
that was scary!
LOOKOUT!!!!!!!!
*A second pair of underpants dive out of the washing*
*Reno grabs them*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
silky!..............nice
oh! there
mine too......there my special "ladies night" pants
ladies
night! PAH!
forget
about that!!! we've got killer underpants on our hands! i've got a plan! put the
pants on Cid
*everyone grabs the underwear and puts them on Cid*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.......silky!
Cid, do
your new special limit break!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUPER
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewwwwww! it killed the monster but
it made a F**king bad mess!
NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!my
pants! covered in Sh*t!
ewwwwwww
man. How are we gonna clean up all this mess!?
Hey,
i've got an idea!
*calls
Sephiroth, on Reno's very flashy mobile*
hey
Sephiroth, if you come round our place and clean up all the sh*t we'll be your
friends!
friends???????
what are they?.....................oh those! i thought they were only myths, as I've
never had one. Sure! i'll do anything for a "FRIEND"
*after Sephiroth has cleaned the whole house from top to bottom*
ok, thanks
Sephiroth........now piss off!
huh?
but what about "FRIENDS" ?
sorry,
deals off, now PISS OFF!!!!
*weep
weep* i want my mummy!!!!!!!!!!!