Dear Readers:

Few newspapers reach third publications, and I'm just glad I work at one. Articles get better and better, and at this rate, there's a good chance people will never stop writing them, which is good and fine with me. Anyway, as you can tell, I'm rather a rambling sort of fellow, so I'll stop bothering you and go back into the depths of *shudder*... the computer administration system.

Peace In All Nations,

   Imagine

      Systems Administrator