>>>Rove episode guide<<<

Episode One: 22nd September 1999

Kids on the couch: Exercising rights, Pleasure Island, Yakult Factory, the cow at the Melbourne Show

Kindy Theatre: Crocodile Dundee (The part with the knife)

Social suicide: Peter puts on crap music while having dinner with Corrine

Celebrity senses: Rove saves Kerri Anne from a Bengal tiger in her dressing room

Live to...a street somewhere

Where are they now? #26 Paul Cronin:on Layby at K-mart.

Other people's lives: Colin Banks, Footy Tipper. It was discovered, he didn't really work at the office, and had to clear out his desk....by 5pm Friday.

Cliche test: Can you teach an old dog new tricks? In one word...no.

Episode Two: 29th September 1999

Wrong show: Water Rats

From the Vault: Rollerblitz, Making Babies Cry and Swear like Buggery

Kiny Theatre: A few Good Men (The bit in the court room)

Other people's lives: Daryl Holden, Director: made videos for Australia's Funniest Home Videos. His latest video was entitled "Swing Twins".

Cliche test: Is Channel Nine Still the one?

Stand up comedian: Dave Hughes

Band: Rebecca's Empire 'Bad Blood'

Episode 3: 6th October 1999

Kids on the couch: 3rd Birthday celebrations, John Howard's letters to female sports teams, Chinese food

Social Suicide: Pete said "But I didn't know she was a prostitute" too loud at a party

Idiot Boxing: Letterboxes, the inside story.

Where are they now? #37 Dexter: Table top dancer

Interview: Adam Bloom

Celebrity senses: Rove saved Molly Meldrum from cutting the wrong wire on a bomb.

Cliche Test: Can you kill two birds with one stone?

Wrong show: Entertainment tonight

Adopt a house: first video shown

Live to...a cafe somewhere

Band: Even

*Jack Nicolson's hand played by : Alec Baldwin

*No animals were harmed in the making of this episode: but we did push Dave around a bit

*Dave's underwear: by Bra's and Things

Episode 4: 13th October 1999

Tonight we: sneeze into salad bars, change clothes with Suzie Wilks and ignore doctors advice

From the Vault: Schwindele aus der falle, Australia's Funniest Funerals and Go-go adult yo-yo

Kindy Theatre: Braveheart: (The scene on the hill)

Interview: Vanessa Amarossi

Where are they now? #17 Bevan from Young Talent Time: trapped in time

A good place to pick up chicks with Dez, Daryl and Darren: Police pickup van

Live to...a video store somewhere. We were introduced to a man who showed us his favourite wigs.

Other people's lives: Frank West, Dancetician. The man who introduced the Etc Etc to Australia

Stand up comedian: Adam Richard

Band: Vanessa Amarossi

*This credit: For no reason at all

*Dave dressed by: his mum

Episode 5: 20th October 1999

Kids on the couch: Etc Etc

Idiot boxing: Sinbad of the Seven Seas

Social suicide: Rove was organising a fancy dress party.

Interview: Tasma Walton

Wrong show: Sale of the Century

Cliche test: Can you drink like a fish?

Live to...a house somewhere

Words that sound better when said by Dave: Arse, trousers, corpuscle, pigeon hole

Band: Lavish

*He thinks he's people: Kynan Barker

*Fabio appeared courtesy of: actually he didn't appear in this episode

*The amount of Eggs used by Kenny and Daz: 6941

* the word we weren't allowed to use last week: Spadge

*Dave dressed by: that kid that sees dead people

Episode 6: 27th October 1999

Kids on the couch: cloning Dave, Model eggs, Getaway- what is it with this guys pants?

From the vault: Who wants to lick a Twistie Wrapper?, Old people eat the darndest things, Hang the Butcher.

Kindy Theatre: Thelma and Louise: (the end part)

Studio mail: Etc Etc sightings

Interview: Merrick Watts

Thinking of Corinne: Dave: Corinne had a beard, Pete: silly Corinne, Merrick: stripper/sexy Corinne, Corinne: Corinne with Kamahl, Rove: Tasma Walton

Social Suicide: Rove farted when he was meeting his girlfriend's father

Words that sound better when said by Dave: Portfolio, plectrum, arouse, hashish, masseuse

Corinne's Book review: Health and Beauty Exercises for business girls.

Where are they now? #82 Clive from Neighbours

Standup comedian: Anh Do

*This is not a joke credit: seriously

*Not a real dance at all: The Sailor Dance

*Have fight: and then

*Dave dressed by: a bum that found a bag of money on the train

Episode 7: 3rd November 1999

Tonight we... watch nan and pop get it on, grope vegetables and give John Farnham some bad news

Kids on the couch: Gothic community, gold edition of board games, offensive swizzle sticks

Idiot boxing: Let's Bootscoot Volume Two

Social Suicide: a priest's mobile rings during mass

Interview: Steve Vizard

Kindy Theatre: Reservoir Dogs: (the ear bit)

Celebrity senses: Rove saves Humphery B Bear from a bear trap.

Other people's lives: John Romley- professional radio competition expert.

Tripod: The Beard song

Interview: Gretel Killeen

Band: Motor Ace

* Waiting for your call right now: Kynan Barker

*Postie in Happy days: Anson Williams

* The amount Pete won on Rogan Josh: $150.20

*Probably being pirated on the internet right now: the bit where Rove and Dave nearly pashed

*Dave dressed by: the gothic kid in Home and Away.

-Tonia Todman- 6

-Bruce Samazan- 5

-Alex Papps-2

-Harold and Madge Bishop-1

-Ralph Maccio-1

-Ernest Borgine-1 (credits only)…actually that makes it 2 now

*Closet Etc etc's: Tripod

Episode 8: 10th November 1999

Kids on the couch: cure for baldness, genetics, cricket clip, Fox studios opening

From the vault: The sunshine gang, Thumbs up Thumbs Down and Show us your pants.

Celebrity senses: Rove saves ray Martin from a falling weight

Celebrity recognition: Peter is recognised on the street, and Corinne gets mistaken for Rachel Griffiths

Cliche Test: What goes up must come down

Words that sound better when said by Dave: cargo pant, erectile tissues, masticate vigorously, pantaloons fullofjoy

Stand up comedian: Kim Hope

Band: Deadstar

*Can't think of a nickname: Kynan Barker

*Drowned on the Titanic experience- Jam Trader

*Do not run with: Scissor Lifts

*Boom Boom Boom: Lets go back to my room

*Dave dressed by: Chewbacca the Wookie

Episode 9: 17th November 1999

Kids on the couch: Prince Charles, testicles, a book called "you'll die young" which Corinne found in a children's hospital, Dave's pogo stick accident.

Idiot boxing: The Star Wars Holiday Special

Video request: 'Especially for you" by Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue

Interview: HG Nelson

Other people's lives: Damian Wishbank- threw his 21st, which noone turned up to.

Interview: Dylan Lewis

Words that sound better when said by Dave: nipple, haberdashery, promiscuity, penile-readjustment

Tonight we... get an underage person into a bar, stand perfectly still and talk like Pete Smith