SubPoPBionic13: i want to explain the world. SubPoPBionic13: and i actually did i think. SubPoPBionic13: how like...H20 (water, of course) suggest that we should all have threesomes. SubPoPBionic13: three is a magic number. SubPoPBionic13: do you know where water came from/ SubPoPBionic13: ? SubPoPBionic13: at first there was no oxygen. SubPoPBionic13: and there were bacteria...and they were like "hey guys. we don't need oxygen...but we'll SURE AS HELL MAKE IT." SubPoPBionic13: and it caused them to evolve once the earth had enough oxygen. SubPoPBionic13: then the hydrogen started fusing with the oxygen because the place (earth) was hot as fuck. SubPoPBionic13: this in turn made water. SubPoPBionic13: and these bacteria. they didn't like the water. SubPoPBionic13: so in about...billions of years they evolved into shit like fish that did like the mutherfuckin water. SubPoPBionic13: the fish swam and decided that water wasn't good enough for them. SubPoPBionic13: then. SubPoPBionic13: they had sex. SubPoPBionic13: and became amphibians. FoxLisk15 is away at 10:18:18 PM. Auto response from FoxLisk15: keep goin luke. I like it. But i want some lovin. SubPoPBionic13: they just grew legs and crawl out of the fuckin fuckin...fuckin... SubPoPBionic13: shit. SubPoPBionic13: what the fuck do you call it? SubPoPBionic13: oh yeah! SubPoPBionic13: fuckin water man. SubPoPBionic13: water. SubPoPBionic13: the amphibians crawled out of the water. SubPoPBionic13: and then inspired by the molecules the started having threesomes. SubPoPBionic13: these amphibians fucked until their fucking parts were tired. SubPoPBionic13: then they had some damn eggs. SubPoPBionic13: who needs eggs? SubPoPBionic13: well to make a long story short...these eggs eventually turned into multicelled organisms. SubPoPBionic13: and then like. SubPoPBionic13: mammals came along. FoxLisk15 returned at 10:20:20 PM. SubPoPBionic13: and they didn't give a fuck about eggs. they were like "fuck eggs man. we'll just shoot babies out of our bleeding vaginas!" SubPoPBionic13: and it fucking worked. SubPoPBionic13: it fucking worked. SubPoPBionic13: then these mammals became monkeys. SubPoPBionic13: the fucking monkeys man. SubPoPBionic13: they were hilarious. SubPoPBionic13: they just shit on your head if you crossed the line. SubPoPBionic13: and slap you. SubPoPBionic13: but anyways. SubPoPBionic13: these monkeys like...said "fuck being monkeys...let's be humans. SubPoPBionic13: " SubPoPBionic13: but some monkeys wanted to stay monkeys. SubPoPBionic13: so some stayed (i omitted the huge battles and gory details) monkeys and some turned into humans. SubPoPBionic13: then humans got all this fucking shit. SubPoPBionic13: and started building buildings n shit. SubPoPBionic13: and polluting. SubPoPBionic13: and the monkeys got pissed off. SubPoPBionic13: and that's why you should have sex with as many women as possible...but only two at a time...all about water man. the H2O SubPoPBionic13: history of the world that was man. i put it easy for little kids. SubPoPBionic13: i actually started this philosophy earlier...but i figured you would listen better. SubPoPBionic13: since you and i are basically on the same boat when it comes to bleedings n' such. SubPoPBionic13: without the bleedings. SubPoPBionic13: replace bleedings with fuck. SubPoPBionic13: i mean. SubPoPBionic13: fuck. i forgot what i was fuckin going to say. SubPoPBionic13: fuckin fuckin...just fucking make something up. SubPoPBionic13: you are creative. SubPoPBionic13: just believe it. SubPoPBionic13: and write it down. SubPoPBionic13: and that willbe fine. SubPoPBionic13: you can turn your formin on monday. or tuesday. SubPoPBionic13: hell i don't give a fuck. just fucking fuck...fuck that yeah. SubPoPBionic13: so whatya think? FoxLisk15: it was classic