Yep, u guessed it!! Yet ANOTHER Kirin and Rasen fic. A weird fic on
Kirin's way of showing her love to Rasen and Rasen showing his
love to her on Christmas Eve. I intended for this one to be a
comedy so e-mail me
shingan_no_kirin@hotmail.com, and inform me whether I have achieved
that effect. Until next time!!
Merry Christmas
Part 1. Misunderstood Present
Yet another day at the Uruha mansion, but not a typical day
since it is Christmas. Everyone was in the holiday mood, decorating the
mansion, though Mori Kouran wasn't very happy with it, but anyways,
who cares about him.
"This is for you, Rasen-sama. Merry Christmas." Whispered Kirin, while
raising a white hand-made sweater towards the emotionless man.
[Thank you, Kirin. It's very thoughtful.]
"Your welcome. I'm very glad you like it." Blushed Kirin
[I like whatever you make.]
"You really mean it!"
[Of course] Rasen takes Kirin by the shoulder and pulls her close
towards him.
[You're the perfect partner] He leans down towards her with his eyes
closed, bringing his lips close to hers.
******Back into reality *******
"Yamero....Rasen.......it's tooo embarrassing.......heheheheh
........hahahahahahah. What if he does that....hahahha......huh??"
"Keisan Misu!! What have I done!" exclaimed Kirin as she looked at her
"sweater", which was now deformed at the sleeves with a neckline that
would fit an atomic bomb, huge holes in between stitches and 20 feet
long filling her entire room.
"Supreme Extra deluxe Keisan Misu!!!! TODAY is Christmas and I have
screwed up every present for Rasen-sama!!!"
"Sweaters are for rookies." Came a female voice.
"What do you mean?"
Mikoto swung herself around the door and is now leaning against it
with her arms crossed.
"What I mean is that you are outdated and plain stupid. Who in this
world would give hand-made sweater to guys in this century."
"But…but I put so much effort into it and isn't the meaning and effort
more important than the present itself?"
"Effort?! Meaning?! You mean you are really going to give that piece of
junk to faceless-bastard? Whatever!! That thing belongs in the garage.
Even an animal doesn't deserve such torture."
Kirin sighed and couldn't help but feel guilty at the appearance of
the sweater.
"I'm glad you have realized that I'm right. Just throw away that 80s
thinking and think porn."
(Note: Kirin doesn't understand the meaning of porn)
"What's your porny present for Mokuren??"
"I giving him what I give him every night.....except with some added
'tools' and 'excitement' than usual" smirked Mikoto with pride at her
ingenuity and creativity.
"Urrrrrr.....What do you give him every night?"
Mikoto couldn't help but collapse to the ground at the slowness and
stupidity of her leader.
"What I mean is that I 'do' him every night!!"
"Ohh!! I get it!!"
"Thank you!! A little slow there....."
"You cook for him!! But what's so special about it if you give it to
him every night??"
"Arwww!!!! How stupid are you!!!"
"Miko-chan, that was really mean!! I was just asking for some advise
and help!!"
"You need more than just advise. More like help to aide you grow
mentally. Let me give you a hint. Throw yourself in bed in a skimpy
outfit and he'll get the point. From then on, just let him take over.
All you have to do is lie down and don't move."
"But that's not a present!"
"Believe me, it is, considering that you have never humped a guy
before."
"uggg......ok...."
'that didn't make sense at all.....and what does skimpy mean anyways?'
thought Kirin
************Neon's Room***********
*knock knock*
"Come in."
"Neon-chan!!
"Oh, hi Kirin. What's up?"
"Nothing....say, Neon-chan...Christmas is coming and what are you going
to give to Kurei-sama?" Neon blushed a tomato red.
".....a mask..." She whispered
"A mask?"
"You know, Kurei-sama wears the same mask all the time so I thought I
should get him a variety of them."
"Good thinking Neon-chan!! Too bad Rasen-sama doesn't wear masks."
"Yea, so I better get working now." Neon took out an art kit and other
supplies and started to work on her masks. Getting bored with nothing
to do, Kirin picked up one of the magazines laying around the room and
skimmed through it until something hit her sight hard.
"The best present to give a men top 10, #1. 'I told my boyfriend that
I was going to give myself to him for Christmas. And he was so happy,
he had a wedding ring ready the next morning!!"
________________________________________________________
Kirin's Dictionary:
To give oneself to another:
forever commitment to a relationship,
giving ownership to another person, to love another to the extend of
absolute devotion.
_____________________________________________________
Kirin's eyes shone with hope (though we can't see her eyes exactly)
at facility of the present and reward.
"Could that be true!!!!?? That's it!? It makes a guy happy because of
a simple sentence?"
"What?" asked a confused Neon distracted from her craft.
"This!!" pointed Kirin to the magazine while Neon blued out at the
sight
"Are......are you really going to do that??"
"Why not?"
"I mean......isn't that a little too drastic and sudden?"
"What do you mean?"
"You know!!!"
"Oh yea!!! I sorta is already his so I can't really say that."
"You mean, you already *cough cough* with him?"
"Well...I....AHH!! Too embarrassing to say!!! Anyways, I better be
going now. Ja, Neon-chan."
A rather shocked Neon was left behind the closed door.
"This can't be happening, the Kirin who passes out on hentai tv and
magazines have actually had sex with Rasen.....I never even had a
chance to hug Kurei-sama yet!!!"
*********Halls of Mansion**********
"Hmm.....maybe I should test this sentence out. Let's see....."
"Ohiyo, Joker-chan!!"
"Oh, hi Kirin."
"Ne, ne, Joker-chan. Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure."
"Ano.....what would you do if I said I was going to give myself to you
for Christmas?"
"I'd say yes, but my heart, soul and body belong only to my one and
only goddess, Neon-han. As much as you would like to tempt me, I would
stay true to her. I am her loyal guardian, admirer, eternal companion
guarding her with a blazing never-ending love that is so pure that
would still shine even 10 millions years later.....But since you are
so persistent about it, it pains me to turn your offer down. Therefore,
I'll see you in my room on Christmas Eve, 12:00."
".....ummmm..ok!! See you then!!" replied Kirin freely, unaware of
the consequence.
*******************
"Raiha-kun!! I got a question to ask you. It's really really really
really really important."
"What is it??"
"If I said 'I'm going to give myself to you for Christmas'....."
But before Kirin could finish her sentence, Raiha reacted with a sudden
blast of red plasma shooting from his nose and ears.
"Daijobu, Raiha-kun?"
"D....do..do.. you really mean it."
"Is that a good present though????"
"wel.....Yea.....probably.."
"Do you think Rasen-sama would like it though??"
"Oh...so it's for Rasen-san.....I don't know....but for sure, if you
don't get me to a doctor soon, I'll die from a blood loss."
"Oh no!! Raiha-kun!!"
************************
The power of rumour cannot be underestimated, especially when a
rumour is being passed around. An accidental eavesdrop at the corner
of Kirin's conversation with Raiha and Joker soon spread through the
mansion at a remarkable speed. The truth is hindered, distorted as it
flies from ear to ear, mouth to mouth. It happens unintentionally, but
it always happens as many have observed. This must be because many
heard it through eavesdropping and missing certain important parts.
Being a female especially, rumours come and go at the speed of light,
always the first ones to know about it, Neon is no exception. Having
heard of this huge scandal of Kirin getting in bed with both Raiha and
Joker in one day and in board day light have urged her to see her
friend in order to discover the truth. She found her target just as
the infamous sex crave monster "Kirin", created by prologue
insufficient sex and attention by Rasen as rumours have said, was about
to attack another victim.
(That was the version Neon heard; there have also been rumours of a
secret affair, love triangle, a crush that have lasted for 3 years, an
possible elopement and somehow involving Kurei, etc.....
See, rumours can take many forms.)
"Jish..." a tug at the collar of her t-shirt caused Kirin to be swept
right around the corner of the halls only to find a furious Neon
staring right at her.
"You idiot!"
"What's wrong, Neon-chan?"
"You don't go around the place and telling every guy you see that
sentence!!"
"What sentence?"
"You know!! THAT sentence!!"
"Oh!! You mean 'Keisan Misu'? I haven't said that for the whole day
though."
Shaking her head once again, Neon whispered THE sentence into Kirin's
ear
"Oh!!! That sentence!! What's wrong?"
"You're only suppose to say that to the guy you love only!!"
"But I am going to say that to Rasen-sama. I was just practicing."
"PRACTICING!! You mean you *cough cough* with Joker AND Raiha."
"Yes, I *couch cough* with them." Replied a lost Kirin, thinking the
cough cough is telling them the 'sentence'.
"You don't practice these things ya know!!"
"Why?? What's with all the cough cough and secrecy thing?"
"Because!!"
"She's right. Fucking is no sin and there's no need to be discreet
about it. Never knew you had it in you Kirin. I must say I'm rather
shocked. 2 men in a day? You're good."
"It's nothing." Added Kirin as she scratches the back of her head from
Mikoto's praise.
"That's not something to be proud of!!!!"
"Yes it is!! Now, kid. Listen to a pro, not that senseless
oh-I'm-so-pure bitch over there. You got the right idea. But it needs
refining."
"What do you mean.??"
"Stop putting weird ideas into Kirin's mind !!"
"Weird? It's her Christmas present for faceless bastard! I was just
helping. And what are you giving to your dear Kurei-sama?"
"A..a...."
"A mask, Hand-made I suppose?"
"How did you know?"
"Isn't it obvious. How lame could it get !? Kurei could go out to the
supermarket and find masks better then yours and in dozens as well. I
think the best present to give to your man is you. Men are all alike.
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex. That is why sex sells in the first place. That is
why Mokuren is so happy every day cause I make Mr. Happy happy."
"That's not true!!" retaliated Neon.
"Self-denial. You, both of you, are using the circumlocution method
from the 15th century when there is a short cut to all of this."
"What do you mean?" asked Kirin and Neon simultaneously
"What I mean is that you are not getting your point clear enough and
it lacks seduction."
"Huh??"
"hopeless.....just hopeless. Here, watch the master."
"Mokuren-honey."
Mokuren appeared out of nowhere and was now behind Mikoto with his
arms around her waist.
"Yes, baby."
"Observe and learn....Moku-honey....." Mikoto snakes her arms around
Mokuren's neck and leans close to his right ear."
"Take me, sexy....."
"Sure!!" Mokuren sprung into action as adrenaline gets pumped into his
vein, energizing his from head to toe (and Mr. Happy).
(Note: Kirin is vomiting in the corner of the scene.)
"Tonight....."
"Humph....." Mokuren retreated with a sad and depressed expression on
his face as he gets dismissed by Mikoto with a look as if drained of
all energy.
"Bad boy. I don't like my baby all depressed."
Mokuren obeyed and was sitting is doggy position with his tongue
hanging out and breathing like an eager happy little dog.
"Good boy. You know, Mokuren, I was being bullied by Jisho today."
"Who dares to hurt my baby!!!! Don't worry, I'll go take revenge for
you."
"But he's so much stronger than you are."
"I don't care. You're my everything therefore I would do anything to
protect you, even if it means to go against the entire Uruha and
Jyshinshuu. Just double the job tonight."
"Aw......you're so sweet Mokuren. Now go on....."
"Woof!!" and Mokuren sprinted off into the hall of the mansion to seek
the offender, Jisho.
"You see. I control him with as little as 4 words and he obeys me as
if I'm the center of his world."
"Wow!!!" stared Neon in awe.
"Teach me, teach me!!! Miko-chan, teach me!!"
"Sure Kirin. Would you like to come as well, Neon."
"No, but I better come just to make sure you don't take this too far."
"Come if you want to. You might be able to pick up a few useful tips."
**************************
"Now Kirin. Our goal is for you to say 'Take me, sexy', so Rasen would
fuck you."
"Why could I want Rasen to fuck me?"
"You just fucked Raiha and Joker, why wouldn't you want to fuck Rasen.
He is the guy you like, ne?"
"Good point."
'Ohhh!! So fuck means to say 'I'm going to give myself to you' I'm so
happy!! Imagine if Rasen said that to me!!!' (mental note by Kirin)
"Now, say it."
"Take me, sexy."
"No no no! You have to say it with horniness."
"What?"
"Say it as if you really want Rasen to fuck you."
"Ok...."
Newly added vocabulary to Kirin's dictionary
Horniness: The state of wanting a guy to tell you that he wants to
give himself to you.
To give oneself to another: Refer to from earlier of the fic.
Other related words: Horny
With Kirin's maturity and high understanding of Mikoto's intentions,
it took a rather long time just to get Kirin to say this newly learned
phrase.
3 hours later......
"Take me sexy...."
"No no no!! Listen.....Take me, sexy."
"Take me, sexy." Imitated Kirin.
"Good enough. Now, let's get some clothes for you."
*************************
With Mikoto as your dresser, with no doubt, I'm sure you could
all imagine the outcome so instead of me describing it to you, I'll
leave that to your imagination. Rasen was heading to the kitchen to
retrieve some food as Kirin perked out of the corner to give Rasen his
present.
"Rasen-sama!!"
'I'm going to say it, no matter what!! Just say it and get it over
with. Now Kirin, just say Take me, sexy. Take me, sexy.....'
"T...ttt..ttta...t.....ta...... Taishaku Kaiten!!"
[........?]
".........."
[........]
"........."
"Wasn't that a good imitation of Joker-chan?"
[Baka......] Rasen walked right off into the halls towards his
destination.
"That was interesting......." commented Neon
"WHAT WAS THAT??!!" exploded Mikoto
"I couldn't say it!!"
"I don't understand you!! You were able to say to Joker and Raiha,
why not Rasen." Reprehended Mikoto further.
"I don't know either. I just couldn't say it!!"
"Fine fine fine.....Let's do it again. Go to the kitchen, find Rasen
and tell him."
"OK."
******************In the Kitchen***************
"Rasen-sama!!"
[What?]
"Rasen-sama...t..t.t..t.ttak..take.take…..TAKE"
[??????]
"TAKE OUT!!!"
[Huh?]
"huh?" Mikoto hiding at the corner
"huh??!!" Neon hiding at the corner
"Take out. Would you like some take out, Rasen-sama. I'm ordering pizza
at Pizza Pizza." Said Kirin with a phone at her hand pressing random
buttons.
[No......I don't like pizza]
"Oh, ok then. Ja, Rasen-sama!!!!!"
Rasen again left the scene as Mikoto and Neon emerged from their hiding
places.
"YOU IDOIT!! What da hell was that?"
"I dunno. I can't say it because when I try to say it, I forget
everything!!"
"Take me, sexy!! How hard it is?? It's only 3 words!!"
"Nice teaching sensai." Said Neon sarcastically as Mikoto screamed at
Kirin further.
"Shut up!! Let's try it one more time!!"
**********************
If first not succeed, try try again. What an infamous phrase
yet not a rule in life, especially in Kirin's situation. But it doesn't
hurt to try.
"Rasen-sama!!"
[What is it this time?]
"Ano.I..I......"
[.......]
"........"
[........]
"......"
[yes...?]
"T..t....ta..ta..take..m.. mmmme........."
[!!!!!!!!!!]
Take me out to the ball game! Take me out to the fair..
ummm.......Cause it's 1..2.3 strikes you're out!!!!"
[..........]
"......"
[..........]
"I seem to be missing some parts of the song, Rasen-sama. Do you know
it?"
[You stopped me just to ask me that?]
"Ye..yea"
*BONK HIT HIT SMASH*
"At..the.ol'.....ballll.game...." finished Kirin, as she laid on the
ground, injured with multiple bruises as Mikoto and Neon emerge from
the corner.
"It's an improvement ya know. She said 'take me' and now we are only
missing the 'sexy' part." (Neon)
To be continued...........
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