Holding hand in hand, a sign of blossoming love.....sigh.....
A fic on Kirin on her attempts to hold Rasen's hand in order to prove 
to herself that their relationship is possible and blossoming. But with
 her intellectual level, what type of plans would she have on her mind? 
An attempt at a funny fic
E-mail me and tell me what ya think!! shingan_no_kirin@hotmail.com 

P.S
By the way
KIRIN ROX!!!

Disclaimer:  I don't own Kirin, Rasen, Neon, Kurei or any of the FoR 
characters and don't damn sue me cuz I'm already poor as hell. 

(took place way before UBS tournament)

'Italics' thoughts
" " Dialogue
[ ] Rasen's thoughts transported to Kirin
{} Rasen's thoughts without Kirin knowing

				

			    Love Test Part 1. 
			Testing Testing 1..2..3.. 

"10 signs that he loves you......" Read Kirin as she lay in her bed 
with chips beside her. These days Rasen had been very cold around her 
(as if he wasn't already), and she suddenly felt the need to confirm 
their relationship (if they had one in the first place) and decided 
the best way was to get "professional" assistance from one of those 
cheesy teen magazines.
 
"You have held hands before..... no."
"You have had several memorable moments with him..... no"
"He tells you personal things......no"
"He comes to you for advise or comfort or when he's not in a good 
mood......no"

"He gives you occasional presents (Christmas, valentine etc...)
 privately..no" (note: he had never given her presents at all) 

"He gives you presents on random days or just because he thinks it 
suits you..... no"

"He hugs you.......no"
"When you screw up, he comforts you......no"
"He asks you to go on trips (long or short) with him.....no" 

"You have spent time alone with him before......yes" 
(on secret missions or when she bothers him which Rasen leaves 
immediately)

After adding her score of 1 yes, she checks the index for the results. 
_____________________________

10-9 yes: he sooooooo into you
8-7 yes: he's interested
6-5 yes: friendship (some possibility)
4-2 yes: plain friendship (maybe a little worse than that too)
0-1 yes: he hates you
_______________________________

'he hates you.... he hates you...... he hates you.... he hates 
you......
 he hates you.. he hates you' 

the phrase replayed in her mind until she couldn't take it anymore...

			"Keisan Misu!!!"

The yell filled the entire mansion as the Uruha force rushed to the 
source. It didn't take long to locate the producer of the racket, as
 there's only one person who has such a pet phrase. 

"Kirin-san, what's wrong!!" the Jyshinshuus, being the elite force of 
Uruha were the first to arrive at the scene, but all they saw was 
Kirin, with her knees to her chest in a corner of her room. A blue 
depressed aura surrounded her, polluting the entire room with 
depression. 

"Were you attacked? An intruder?? Are you hurt" asked Jisho, 
concerned like a protective father. 

"No…"

"You failed your stamina test or lost a battle?" asked Kai, 
understanding the pain of being subordinate to another peer.  

"No…"

"Did you break a nail?? " asked Neon, a typical female who finds 
breaking a nail a big deal. 

"No…"

"You saw a hentai magazine that Mikoto left around the house?" 
Asked Joker, after all that was the typical case. 

"Putting the blame on me?! But, Hello! It's Kirin here. 
How complicated could it get. Bet it must be spilled milk 
or something."

"No…all no's like in the magazine…"

The "magazine" of the phrase turned everyone's alarm right off,
confirming that it was probably Mikoto's magazine (again) and the crowd 
soon wandered off to do their own things while Kirin remained in her 
sad position. Everyone left except for Neon, her best friend and the
 most normal person in the group. She knew a dirty magazine couldn't 
get her that upset, and Kirin would only end up with a fever but not 
depression. Neon walked towards her and tried to offer her some 
comfort.

"What's wrong?" 

Kirin pointed to the magazine and out of curiosity Neon picked it up
 and examined it. The sight left her absolutely speechless and 
dumbfounded to know the reason and could not help but sweat drop. 
(Note: Kirin had gotten the magazine from Neon's room) 

"He honestly hates me!!!!" sobbed Kirin comically in SD form. 

"You know, these things aren't very accurate. And besides, I, myself, 
am sort of in the some position as you are."

"Kurei-sama…but that's different!!!!! You and Kurei-sama at least had 
some sort of relationship and some good memories when you were a maid 
but I have nothing in common with Rasen and he barely talks to me. 
I think the magazine is right. HE HATES ME."

"Can't be. I mean, you are the only one who could understand him and 
stuff." 

"But Neon-chan, have Kurei-sama ever given you're a present?"

"Yes, that rose he gave me back when I was a maid, because he thinks 
it suits me." beamed Neon reflecting on the memory.

"Has he ever held your hands?"

"No"

"When you screw up, does he comfort you?"

".....no..."

"Does he tell you personal things?"

"....no....."

"Does he come to you for advise or comfort or when he's not in a good 
mood or talks to you just for the heck of it?"

"......no......."

"Does he give you occasional presents (Christmas, valentine etc...) 
privately?

"......no......" 

 "Has he hugged you before?"

".....no......"

"Does he ask you to go on trips (long or short) with him?"

"...no...." 

"Have you ever spent time alone with him before?"

"......not necessarily...."

"Congratulations Neon-chan. You got a '2-4 yes' on the test. 
A lot better than I did."

"What do you mean?"

Kirin raises the magazine index to show Neon her ranking. 
The result immediately struck her mind leading her into a black hole 
of no return. 

"Plain friendship (maybe a little worse than that)..... plain 
friendship
 (maybe a little worse than that)....plain friendship 
(maybe a little worse than that)...plain friendship....."murmured Neon.

Now Neon joined in mourning along side with Kirin. Immediately the 
depression doubled in the room, able to suffocate anyone who entered. 

"This can't go on!!!!!! I will raise my score on the test by fulfilling 
more requirements!!!"

"But Neon-chan, I thought you said not to take this so seriously."

"Don't take this so lightly!! If we can't even pass a simple test with
 flying colors, how are we suppose to stabilize our relationships and
 build a family!! This is a matter of pride and future and we can't let
 this opportunity slide away from us!!!" 

Neon burned with a blazing red aura of determination.

"You just wait, Kurei-sama!! I'll make you mine!!!!!!!" 

"You're right!! I must stand up and consolidate my relationship with 
my Rasen-sama!!!"

"Right, Kirin. We have to work together and capture the heart of the
man we love." 

The 2 rose from their depressed state and are now standing on Kirin's 
bed with their heads up high.

"Now, with some careful planning, we'll be able to prevail and seize 
the day. Carpe Diem!!!!!!!!" 

"Right, carpe diem!!!!" Repeated Kirin 

"Now tactic #1. We must first arouse their interest and get their
 attention before we do anything else." 


		*************imagining*************

(Kurei's study room) 

"Kurei-sama" said Neon, paused in the doorway, posing seductively in 
a VERY revealing top and VERY tight mini skirt. She sashayed over to 
Kurei's desk and lightly rests her bottom on the edge of the desk. 

"What's the problem...."

"What are you doing?" asks Neon as she swings her silky smooth legs 
to the other side of the desk and lightly brushes them along Kurei's 
face. 

"Nothing" replied Kurei (with a gulp) 

"K, then. Ja, Kurei-sama." And Neon nimbly jumps off the desk and walks
 towards the door. Not, of course, without swinging her hips from side 
to side in the process. Kurei's eyes, filled with lust and passion were
 definitely trained on the fine, sexy retreating figure.  His body was
 definitely responding and before Neon could leave the room, Kurei 
grabbed her hand and swung her into his arms. He took off his mask 
then lowered his face, lips slightly parted. Then......their lips met, 
a soft, sensual kiss. 

"Sukida, you beautiful creature."

"Kurei... sama..." and they locked lips again passionately this time 


			************************************

"Hehehehehehe....Then Kurei-sama will be mine!!!!! This will definitely
 raise my score and ring the gong!! I call this 'T- POS-MLF-YOAAT 
Tai sak sen" (pronounced Tea-pos-milf-yo-at)

"The tea-a what??"
"The Power of silky smooth legs from years of aerobics and training 
tai sak sen'." 

(Tai sak sen= battle plan/strategic plan) 
 
"Good plan, Neon-chan, good plan" applaud Kirin. "But I suggest 
calling it something shorter though."

"Fine let's call this F-U plan, for Fundamental Union Plan."
"Hmmmm.......I think that'll work." 


	****************The next day****************

	And so, armed with their new F-U plan, a strategy filled with 
much creativity and ingenuity, Neon and Kirin set out to seduce Rasen 
and Kurei. 

"It's now 1:00 pm, just after lunch. Kurei-sama will probably be in his
 study right now, doing paper work."

"Right! Rasen-sama will probably be somewhere in the mansion."

"Ok, just do as the plan says and this should turn out just fine."

"Ok…let's do this." So the two female Uruha/ Ura Uruha members headed 
towards different directions of the mansion.


		********Kurei's study*********

Being prepared, Neon was wearing the VERY revealing top and the VERY 
short mini shirt. She walks to the door, straightens her dress and 
knocks lightly on the door.

"Come in." 

Neon opens the door and walks over to Kurei's desk and lightly lands 
her bottom on the edge of the desk. 

"What's the problem?" asked Kurei coldly

"Kurei-sama…." Cooed Neon seductively  "What are you doing?" she asks 
as she swings her silky smooth legs to the other side of the desk and 
lightly brushes it along Kurei's face.......




*************Over at a random hall of the Uruha mansion**********


"here he comes, here he comes" thought Kirin as she hears footsteps 
coming from the halls. 

"ok, just sound natural and do everything according to plan" she took
 a deep breath and stepped out from the corner to meet her Rasen-sama. 

"Rasen-sama!!!" shouted Kirin in her usual kawaii manner and voice in 
the sexy clothing that Neon lent her. 

'Keisan Misu! It was suppose to be seductive.'

"Wait Rasen-sama, let's do this again." Kirin retreats back behind the 
wall and appears once again. 

"Hi, Rasen-sama... no...no..no...I mean..Hi Rasen, sugar." 

'Keisan Misu! I forgot the sexy position Neon-chan taught me!!! N E 
ways, I think he is suspecting something already so I might as well go 
on with the rest of the plan.'

Just as Kirin was about to do the "lightly land her bottom on a desk" 
thing she noticed that a desk was not available. Since her intellectual
 level made her incapable of flexibility and compromising, she gives 
Rasen a quick "wait a sec" and ran off at the speed of light to get the
 lacking item. 

"A desk, a desk, I need a desk!!!!!!!!!!"  She raced through the 
hallways, looking in all the rooms, but was left with no choice but 
to steal Kurei's desk and chair from the study temporarily. Probably 
because of the power of love, Kirin was actually able to carry the huge
 desk and run at the same time. (You don't have to wonder, Kurei and 
Neon are still in the study and Kirin didn't notice them at all.)  
She sets it down in front of Rasen and makes him sit down on the chair 
then nimbly jumped on the desk. Just as the plan was going to be 
executed, Kirin's purity of mind caught up with her. 

'I can't do this, I can't!!! It's so...so....it's not time for second 
thoughts, just swing your legs around and brush it across his face.
 How hard could that be. Just swing it around.....swing it around....
swing it around......swing it around'

With all her might and courage, Kirin swings her leg around the table. 
She most certainly felt the contact between her and Rasen's face and 
just as she tries to brush it across Rasen's face, the air felt quite 
empty without the object of her plan. 

"Rasen-sama?? Where did he go??"

Suddenly, Kirin felt a huge force on the top of her head, taking her 
totally by surprise. 
[Idiot!!! What do you think you were doing?]  

"Owww......Gomen nasai, Rasen-sama......"

Rasen removes his fist and started to leave.

"Don't be mad!! I didn't mean it!!!!!!! I swear!! Rasen-sama!!!!" 

  

******************Back in Kurei's study*****************

Several moments have passed and still no reaction from Kurei whether it
 is physically or mentally. Since the desk and chair "magically" 
disappeared, Neon and Kurei had to cope with the hardwood floor.
Neon's leg is already getting numb and tired from holding her leg in 
mid-air for so long. So she decided to move on with the tactic. She 
jumped off the desk and started to walk towards the door, swinging her
 hips from side to side in the process.

'Come on, Kurei-sama, do something!!!!!! You could even rape me if you
 want, just do SOMETHING!!!' (You wish but that won't be until the 
manga gets halfway through)
 
After walking for 10 minutes, taking 0.00000000000001 mm per step, 
to the door, Neon got impatient and decided that the plan needed 
drastic changes. She pounced back on the desk and lowered her body so 
that Kurei was able to see what she got in that low cut, braless top.
 But before Kurei could answer "nothing" with a gulp like in her plan, 
Kurenai burned with jealousy and left Neon in a very dark and crispy 
state-I say about medium rare. 


"If there's nothing else, I have to leave now." Kurei packed a few 
things in a brief case and headed to the door. 

"But Kurei-sama…" coughed Neon with a puff of black smog. Kurei stopped
 and turned around.

"By the way, Neon. Your legs have a lot of stubbles on them. I suggest 
a good shave."

After Kurei disappeared from the door, Neon reluctantly left the study 
as well, with shattered confidence. 

"Wonder how Kirin is doing?" As if the gods heard her request, Rasen 
appears from the corner with Kirin dragging from behind holding onto 
his leg. 

"Rasen-sama!!!!! PLEASE, don't be mad!!! I didn't mean to round-house 
you, it really really really really really really was an accident!!!!" 

From the situation, Neon got the idea that Kirin, too, failed. Well, at
 least she's not the only one. 


To be continued.....

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