Kurei and Neon's Wedding

Recca (shouting): NO! I WON'T be your make up artist! And you look TERRIBLE!!

Kurei (in a good mood for once): Awww! Come on Recca! All the girls are with Neon and you're the only guy who looks decent enough to put on a decent make up for me!

Recca : What about Mikagami?!

Kurei (shivering in fear): N... No way! Mikagami is too scary! He... he can even defeat me if he wants to!

Recca : Hah! I can't believe you're scared of Mikagami! Hmmm... Have you tried Raiha or.. Joker?

Kurei: Great idea!! I'll ask them right away!!

(Kurei runs away.) (Recca sighs with relief)

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(In the bride's dressing room)

 Neon (happily): Aaah! I can't believe I'm finally going to marry Kurei.

Fuuko (showing her fist): Congrats we're all happy for ya! But Neon if Kurei ever ill-treats you tell us! We'll beat him up for ya!

Yanagi: Don't worry. If he gets beaten up too much I'll heal him.

Aki + Miki: Ms Neon can we be the flower-girls?

(Everyone starts shouting)

Everyone - Neon: I WANNA BE THE FLOWER-GIRL! NO! MEEE!

Neon (with a huge sweatdrop): Everyone can be the flower-girl.

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Kagero: Do you Kurei agree to wash the dishes, clean the living room, never ill-treat Neon blah blah blah and take Neon as your wife?

Kurei (with a huge sweatdrop): I do.

Kagero: Do you Neon take Kurei as your husband?

Neon (blushing) : I do. Kagero: You may kiss the bride.

(And they kiss)

Joker (wailing): Neon how could you betray me! You were supposed to marry ME!!

Everyone else: Puke! Puke! Gross! I didn't know Kurei could do that!

(Suddenly a bright blue flame appears on Kurei's hand)

Kurei (confused) : Huh! What happened! I didn't make my flames appear!

Kurenai (furious): Kurei how could you! How could you MARRY NEON?

(The whole room explodes leaving the BBQed FoR characters)

THE END


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