Inuko: Hey! Enma!
Enma: Yes? Inuko? *music note*
Inuko: Aren't you a lesbian? You like Fuuko, right!
Enma: That's right, that's right! *heart*
Inuko: Then why do you say like Mikagami? You even took his autograph?
Enma: Ah... Mikagami is also very beautiful! *heart*
Inuko: He's a guy...
Enma: ...... (Is surprised, almost as if she didn't know)
...... Never mind! [It has nothing to do with liking some one of another gender.] *heart*
Inuko, you're very cute too! *heartheart*
Inuko: Gwa! If you come near me, I'll kill you!
(Runs away)
Volume 19 - Interview with Fumimaru
Interviewer: Today we'll be interviewing Fumimaru-san. (To Fumimaru) Aiyah! [It must be very troublesome for you!] (This sentence doesn't really translate well into english. Literally, it means something like "It really is troublesome for you" However, here the interviewer is just being polite, sort of like saying "Sorry to trouble you!")
Fumimaru: Of course! I won't let that brat off! (I don't know who he's referring to... the interviewer? Recca?)
Interviewer: I would like to ask Mister Fumimaru: What were you like as a child?
Fumimaru: Hehe! When I was young, I was very cute! I was also very intelligent, and always played a game with my friend where we would try to solve riddles. (Oh dear... that sentence doesn't sound right...)
Interviewer: Oh -
Fumimaru: In school, whenever I saw a cute girl, I would write a letter to give her! (I'm not sure, but I think in Japanese culture, students like to give letters to other students whom they like. I'm not sure if that is correct, but I do know that Minako Aino from Sailor Moon likes to give 'love' letters to people she has crushes on. ^_^)
Interviewer: You weren't at all like you are today!
Fumimaru: That's right, that's right! On the letter I even wrote: Go out with me or die, what will you choose?
Interviewer: So what happened?
Fumimaru: They all chose "I'll rather die", wah wah... (Cries)
Volume 21- Interview with Kaoru Koganei
Interviewer: How do you do? Nice to meet you.
Kaoru: Nice to meet - - - - you!
Interviewer: Oh, why did Kaoru suddenly turn into a cat?
Kaoru: I didn't.
Interviewer: Ah! You changed again!! You now have ears and a tail...!!
Kaoru: Weird person - - -
Interviewer: Ah! They're gone... *sweatdrop* How can it be? Is there something wrong with my eyes?...
Oh yeah, next I would like to as you - - -
Kaoru: O en o en. (Sorry, but I dunno how to translate chinese sound effects. ^_^)
Interviewer: Ah! Now you have ears and a tail again!
Kaoru: Weird person - - - - -
(What follows is a repetition of the conversation which occurs 46 times)