Fred Estridge: HALLOWEEN IS HERE!! THANKSGIVING IS HERE!!

Peter Roberts: All of them are here?

Fred Estridge: Well, we're in India. Indians love Thanksgiving, right?

Peter Roberts: I think you've got the wrong Indians, Fred. Folks! It's NECESSARY EVIL!!! folks, we were supposed to hold this card in New Delhi, but we got lost...and somehow ended up here in Pancott Palace!

Fred Estridge: This place blows. All I wanted was a snack and they chopped off a moneky head and handed it to me.

Peter Roberts: Yeah, they wanted me to eat monkey brains too.

Fred Estridge: And what about our tour guide. With that open shirt thing. Does he think that's sexy?

Peter Roberts: I guess it's the style out here.

Fred Estridge: I suppose I'm not cut out to be an adventurerer.

Peter Roberts: Folks, The Mime defends his FHW World Title tonight against both Curtis Slamm and Daemon Krav! It's a triple Last Man Standing Match! I don't think this part of the world will have since this sort of brutality since...

Fred Estridge: ...since this morning when I went to the crapper and let loose all that pecan currey I ate two days ago.

Peter Roberts: Slamm and Krav both got themselves arrested in Berlin for disturbing the peace and violent assault. Tonight they are here to tear this place down, and perhaps take Mime's gold! Also, Lane and Gladiator defend their belts against Hobbes and Cage!! Yes, it's the season for dysfuntional tag team duos...so here's two of them, in your face!! Hey, Fred...you seem to be sweating a lot and...you've got these sores all over you...

Fred Estridge: Oh that. Yeah, I've got the plague.

Peter Roberts: What?

Fred Estridge: The Bubonic Plague. Yeah ,they've still got that over here. It's just a bug.

Peter Roberts: I don't think you should sit so close to me, man.

Fred Estridge: Oh, don't be such a baby. I'm under the care of the palce doctor here.

Peter Roberts: I've seen that guy. I wouldn't let him put air in my tires.

Fred Estridge: Relax. I'm fine. Although I vomited up something this morning. It was big. I think it might have been an organ.

Peter Roberts: You need those I'm told.

Fred Estridge: Bah, you hardly need any of that shit any more, Pete. It's all just filler.

Peter Roberts: Folks, Shane Brandon will defend his Hardcore strap against the newcomer Osiris! Last time we found out that Osiris has brainwashed Waltman and Wholigan into becoming his servants...and the laid out Brandon for him. This time, Osiris will have to do the fighting! In a C-4 match!! And we'll crown a NEW KING HALLOWEEN!! hobbes has been the reigning king for years now, but this time...four men will go at it...

Fred Estridge: Eeeew.

Peter Roberts: No, they'll fight, Fred.

Fred Estridge: Oh.

Peter Roberts: Chester Adams, Stu Price, Vulpine and newcomer Benjamin Kruger! Then we'll have a first blood match for a shot at the Intercontinental Title...Carl Johnson will take on Alistair Steele! And Angelface will defend the Woman's title against Alexis, Skittle and Deidre Morgan! Wow!

Fred Estridge: I think my ear just fell off.

Peter Roberts: Fred, you're so disgusting.

Fred Estridge: Hey, this thing has a pretty long incubation period. It'll be your ear in a couple days pal. Hey...want an ear?

Peter Roberts: No thank you.

ALEXIS ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's the Gladiator's beautiful prize! we know he's not very excited about her entering the FHW's Woman's Division...but Alexis has shown she can handle herself. She's got a lot of darkness in her...ever since having her brain black holed by The Mime...

Fred Estridge: And she's a lot hotter now that she's forced to wear tight body spandex and shit.

Peter Roberts: Well, there's that too.

DEIDRE MORGAN ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's Bobby Cage's gal...

Fred Estridge: My pants just exploded...with...ejaculate.

Peter Roberts: God.

Fred Estridge: Sorry, I honestly couldn't think of a pun or a double entendre. I just came. She's always been my dream.

Peter Roberts: And she's dead set on maiming Angelface. Her hot temper might be the key in this match.

Fred Estridge: I just came again.

SKITTLE ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's a tough sick lass. The Mime's student in butchery.

Fred Estridge: And the bitch that speared Deidre through a table at Dark Matter!

Peter Roberts: There's that too. Skittle held the Woman's Title once...for over a year. I make her as the favorite in this one!

Fred Estridge: I make her as the favorite in my titty club.

ANGELFACE ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: God in heaven...she's a brute.

Fred Estridge: All the ejaculate just went back up my chute. It's like a rewind.

Peter Roberts: I'm not sure any of these girls can take that belt from this monster.

(The bell rings and...Deidre wastes no time and goes after Angelface...punches and forearms...rocks the big gal...not having much effect on her mask though...Deidre rips at Angelface's mask..Alexis moves in to help out...but Skittle grabs her by her hair and pulls her hair back...reverse headlock...INTO A EYE OF THE HURRICANE!! Deidre turns around and runs at Skittle...skittle cathes her in a snap TAZPLEX!!! God!! Skittle is up and turns...BIG BOOT TO HER FACE BY ANGELFACE!!! Angelface just floored the mime-girl...Military press on Skittle and...ANGELFACE THROWS SKITTLE OUT OF THE RING...God what a crash to the floor! Alexis is up and...A CLOTHESLINE FROM ANGELFAC EJUST TURNED HER INSIDE OUT!!! Angelface now...picks up Deidre...BACK BREAKER!!!! A pin by Angelface!! 1...2...NO! Angelface picks up Deidre, Deidre busts out of her grip and fights Angelface with punches and kicks to the hamstring...Alexis is up and...runs in with a kick to Angleface's gut...DOUBLE DDT BY ALEXIS AND DEIDRE!!! A cover by Deidre!! 1...2...ALEXIS JUST LEGDROPPED DEIDRE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! She broke the count! Skittle is back in the ring...she runs in...right into a SUPERKICK BY ALEXIS!!! Skittle is stopped inehr track and stunned...falling back...alexis runs and gets behind her...quick schoolboy roll up...1...2...NO!!! Alexis might have the right idea here...SCISSORS KICK TO DEIDRE BY ALEXIS!!! Alexis is up...Alngelfacegrabs her in a double hand choke lift...ALEXIS BUSTS OUT OF IT WITH A DROPKICK TO ANGLEFACE'S MASK...sending Angelface back and over the topr rope!!! Skittle sneaks up a behind Alexis...BACKSTABBER!!!! A cover on Alexis! Deidre breaks the cover with a kick to Skittle's head. Deidre picks Skittle up...NORTHERN LIGHTS RELEASE SUPLEX BY DEIDRE!! Angelface rolls back into the ring...Deidre now...with punches to Alexis!!! She backs her into the corner!! Dedire attempts a monkey flip...But Alexis holds onto Deidre's legs!!! She turns Dedire around and perches her on the top turnbuckle...sitting down...SKITTLE RUNS IN AND...BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP ROPE ON DEIDRE!!! Alexis waits for Skittle to get up and...SPINNING AXE KICK NEARLY DECAPITATES SKITTLE!! Cover...1...2...NO!! Angelface just grabbed Alexis by the hair and yanked her off Skittle! CHOKESLAM BY ANGELFACE!! IT'S OVER!!! 1...2...NOOOO!! Alexis kicked out!! Angelface can't believe it!! Dedire is out of the ring...SHE'S GETTING A STEEL CHAIR!!! Skittle is fumbling around...it looks like she's got...A SCALPEL!!! Fuck!! She's got a blade!!! Angelface runs in and...SKITTLE TOE HOLD TRIPS HER ONTO THE SECOND ROPE...SHE'S LAYING THERE...REF'S NO LOOKING...WHAKRAKT!!! DEIDRE JUST NAILED ANGELFACE IN THE HEAD WHILE SHE WAS IN 619 POSITION!!! That mask is split down the center!!! Now...ref sees Dedire with the chair and...he's yelling at her...SKITTLE JUST STABBED ALEXIS IN THE HEAD WITH THE SCALPEL!!! Both Skittle and Deidre are taking advantage of the distracted ref...god...where's Gladiator...Alexis is bleeding so bad!! She rolls out of the ring...Skittle now...SHE JUST STABBED ANGLEFACE IN THE LEG WITH THAT SCALPEL!!! And Dedire now...she's got the chair and...she's stalking Alexis on the outside!! The ref now...he grabs the scalpel from Skittle and tosses it away...he's screaming at her...Alexis now goes under the ring...Dedire grabs her...but Alexis comes up with a STAPLE GUN AND...SHOOTS THREE SHOTS INTO DEIDRE'S FOREHEAD!!! Deidre screams!!! Skittle in the ring now...she's got Angelface on her feet, Angelface is hurt and...god no...Skittle is tryingto go for...THE FIZZGIG!! Can she lift Angelface up!???? Angelface's leg is bleeding!!! SHE'S GOT ANGELFACE UP AND...SHE DROPS HER ON HER NECK...IN THE FIZZGIG!! I can't believe it!! That Burning Hammer Drop!! Skittle with the cover...Alexis is in the ring and...grabs Skittle by the neck and trucks and lifts her off Angelface and...throws her through the ropes...Skittle's head gets wrapped up in the second and third rope...and she twists over the top...she's hanging by her neck, which is pinched between the ropes!!!! Alexis covers Angelface...Deidre in for the save...1...2...3!!!! She did it!! Diedre was too late!!! Alexis won the title!! Blood pours down her face!! What a match!! Deidre was so close to saving the belt...The refs freee Skittle from the ropes...)

Peter Roberts: Wow!! Alexis in the the new Woman's Champion!!! What a goddamn match!!

Fred Estridge: Deidre's pretty upset...she's all jiggly. Uh oh.

Peter Roberts: Do you need a some new pants?

Fred Estridge: Yeah.

(Ladies and Gentlemen...the winner of the match and NEW FHW WOMAN'S CHAMPION...ALEXIS!!!)

Peter Roberts: She's a mess, but she's the winner! Gladiator must be proud of his squeeze!

Fred Estridge: Angelface was strong, but not enough to fight off three crazy FHW hotsluts!

Peter Roberts: What about Divas? Or Knockouts?

Fred Estridge: Nope, I made the call. It's Hotsluts.

Peter Roberts: Ooookeeee.

ALISTAIR STEELE ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: The winner of this match gets a shot at Slamm's Intercontinental Championship! Alistair Steele was so close to beating Hobbes at Dark Matter.

Fred Estridge: He did tie him to a bull though.

Peter Roberts: True, he may have had the last laugh in the end!

"THE CRIPPLER" CARL JOHNSON ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: This man drew a no contest in his debut at Dark Matter. Very impressive though. Smash mouth style. Now, I've just been informed that this is a FIRST BLOOD match, not a SECOND BLOOD MATCH!!!

Fred Estridge: What the hell?

Peter Roberts: They haven't been in this fed very long, Fred. We can't just throw them into something as

as a SECOND BLOOD MATCH??

Fred Estridge: We put Osiris in a C-4 match!

Peter Roberts: Well, maybe the bookers are just lazy!

(Both Johnson and Steele are in the ring! There's the bell...Steele runs in and...is met with a knife edge chop!! Another chop by Johnson! Johnson whips Steele to the buckles...chrges in...gets a boot to the face by Steele...Johnson stumbles back...Steele runs in and...TWISTING POWERSLAM BY JOHNSON!!! Johnson now, mounts Steele...hammering him with punches!! Trying to bust Steele open! The ref pulls Johnson off...Johnson now...runs in with a vicious boot to the head!!! He lifts Steele up and...DROPS HIM IN A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! And now...LEAPING KNEE DROP TO STEELE'S FOREHEAD!!! Steele cries out...but he's not bleeding. Johnson now, lifts Steele up and...irish whip to the buckles...Steele reverses it...SENDING JOHNSON TO THE BUCKLES CHEST FIRST AT TOP SPEED!! WOW! WHAT AN IMPACT! Steele now...lifts johnson up...and rams his head into the buckle...over and over!! Punches to Johnson's head!!! Steele now...biting Johnson on the head!! Johnson fights back before Steele can draw blood...Steel with a...SNAP DDT!!! Stomps now to Johnson's head!!! Steele lifts Johnson up and...lifts him up by the armpits and drops him down in SKY HIGH!!! What a move!! But it does nothing to draw any blood! Steele now, lifts Johnson up and whips him to the buckle...he drops his head for a body drop...Johnson stops and...grabs Steele's head and rams him face first into the mat!!! Steele pops back up, holding his head...Johnson levels him with a clothesline!!! He lifts Steele up and punches him into the corner!! Chops to the chest and...a spin around backhand strike!!! Steele is down in a heap now...JOHNSON RUNS IN AND...BIG RUN-THROUGH BOOT TO THE FACE!!! Wow!! And, that'll do it!! Steele is busted open!!! His lip is bleeding all over the place!!! Johnson just won a shot at the title! Wow! But wait now...Johnson is celebrating...Steele sneaks up behind him...low blow!! What a cheap shot!! Another low blow!!!)

Peter Roberts: Steele has yet to win a match in the FHW, but he sure causes a lot of damage after the bell!! Johnson now, is doubled over in pain...Steele lifts Johnson up and...Johnson now, busts free and lifts Steele up and drops him in a QUICK PATRIOT DRIVER!!! Wow! Johnson wasn't going to let Steele hurt him any more!! Johnson now, raises his arm in victory, wincing under the pain of two groin shots!

(Ladies and Gentlemen...the winner of the match and new #1 CONTENDER FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE...CARL JOHNSON!!!)

Peter Roberts: And a bloody Alistair Steele is walking to the back...folks, this won't be a pretty one but...it is a Hardcore Title match! It's an exploding pumpkin match!

OSIRIS ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And look, here comes the monster man-god now. With his servents...Anubis and Horus. I have a sinking feeling that they might get involved in this match.

Fred Estridge: I have a sinking feeling too, that I ate way too much mango chutney for lunch. Oh man...

SHANE BRANDON ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And listen to that pop! Shane brandon, possibly one of the best Hardcore Champs of all time...a man that beat Todd Lane at Dark Matter!

Fred Estridge: Shut up, shut up! Lane was going through a grieving process!

Peter Roberts: And is getting your head smashed in, like the sixth step of grief?

Fred Estridge: Oooh, I'll give you such a pinch...

(Osiris is is in the ring, but is not making a move at Brandon. There are small and medium sized pumpkins all around the ringside area...the bell rings. Anubis runs into the rings and attacks! I knew this wouldn't be fair!! Brandon fights back! Punches to Anibus! Horus runs inand gets punched by Brandon...Anibus with a knee to the gut...Anibus and Horus now...they go for a double suplex...but brandon reverses it into a DOUBLE ROLL-THROUGH DDT!!!! Brandon is up...BIG RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE BY OSIRIS!!!! Brandon is down!!! And now...Osiris heads outside and...grabs a pumpkin!!! This could be rotten...some of those pumpkins are explosive!!!! Osiris now...back in the ring...BRANDON IS UP...HE DROPKICKS THE KNEE...OSIRIS BUCKLES!! Chops and punches by Brandon...Brandon grabs the pumpkin and...SMASHES IT OVER OSIRIS' HEAD!!!! What a shot!!! But no "boom" Osiris stumbles around...Brandon gets Osiris up on his shoulders...and...DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!! Osiris is down!! A cover...NO!! It's broken up by Anibus!! Anibus grabs Brandon and...he's going for the Hardkore Bomb!!! Brandon stands up out of it and back drops Anibus over the top rope to the ground!!! KAAAAA - BOOOMMMMM!!!!!)

Fred Estridge: What the fuck was that?

Peter Roberts: I think Anibus landed...good lord...he landed on a pumpkin...this is bad. Medics are on their way down!! Anibus got blown up with some C-4!!!! Fuck!

(While Brandon is watching the commotion...Osiris grabs him in a COBRA CLUTCH AND POURS ON THE PAIN!!!! And then...lifts Brandon and plants him in a COBRA CLUTCH SLAM!!! A cover by Osiris...1...2...NO!!! Osiris now...puts Brandon in the corner...he measures him and steps back...he runs in and GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TOT THE FACE BUT BRANDON MOVES AND...OSIRIS GETS HIS LEGS CAUGHT UP ON THE TOP ROPE!!! Brandon now with thigh kicks and...grabs him and...BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON OSIRIS OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! And now...Brandon off the ropes...someone grabbed his foot from under the ropes...it's Horus!!! Is this how it's going to be? And now...Osiris...Horus planted a steel chair in the ring for him...OSIRIS GRABS THE CHAIR AND...BRANDON IS DISTRACTED BY HORUS...HE RUNS IN AND SWINGS...BRANDON MOVES...THE CHAIR HITS THE TOP ROPE AND BOUNCES BACK, HITTING OSIRIS IN THE FACE!!! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE CHAIR AND RIGHT INTO OSIRIS'S FACE!!! What a smack!!! Osiris falls...bleeding...Brandon covers...1..2...HORUS JUST pulled the referee out of the ring!! Brandon is frustrated! Osiris is bleeding bad from the eye!! Brandon now...is up...leaps over the top rope and splashes DOWN ON HORUS!!! He lifts Horus up and...IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE RINGSTEPS!!! BRANDON NOW...GRABS A PUMPKIN AND...THROWS IT AT HORUS...HORUS MOVES AND THE PUMPKIN HITS THE STEPS...KA----BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! WOW!!!)

Fred Estridge: Those things are like pumpkin bombs!!!

(Osiris is out there now and...clubs Brandon in the back of the head!!! He whips Brandon to the ringpost...REVERSAL...BRANDON SENDS OSIRIS INTO THE RINGPOST...FACE FIRST!!! MORE BLOOD FROM OSIRIS'S HEAD!! Osiris now...stumbling back into the ring!! Brandon now...up on the arpon...jumps up to the top rope...jumps off...springboard clothesline on Osiris!!! WOW!!! Osiris is down!!! A cover...1...2...NOOOOOOO!!! Brandon was so close!!! And now...the medics are still outside...tending to Anibus...formarly known as Steve Waltman!!! Wait!!! Horus is back in the ring...low blow on Brandon from behind!!!! And now...DUDLEY DOG FACE LOCK ON BRANDON...HORUS HITS THE HAWKER!!!! OFF THE BUCKLES!!! Brandon is hurt!!! Brandon came into this match ready to fight...but not in this bullshit three on one scenario!!! Horus now...brings a pumpkin into the ring and...puts it down...OSIRIS IS UP AND...WIPES THE BLOOD OFF HIS HEAD...He seems very irate over this blood. Like he's been insulted...he lifts Brandon up and...DOUBLE HANDED CHOKE-LIFT...INTO A SIT OUT CHOKE BOMB!! ON THE PUMPKIN!! KAKKKKKKAKAKABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! GOD...

...

...

Folks...

This...

Brandon just got Choke Bombed onto some C-4....

There's smoke everywhere...

Osiris is hurt too...

Horus puts Osiris's arm on Shane Brandon's chest...

1...2...3!!!!

We have a brand new Hardcore Champ!!)

Peter Roberts: That was...so wrong. My God...Brandon didn't deserve to lose like that.

Fred Estridge: God, it smells like bacon all over this joint *cough cough.

Peter Roberts: Fred.

Fred Estridge: What?...it singes the nostrils a bit.

(Ladies and Gentlemen...the winner of the match...and new FHW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!! OSIRIS!!!)

Peter Roberts: God, history has been made. Wills have been tested.

Fred Estridge: Wills have been drawn up. I hope Anibus leaves his entire porn collection to me. It's quite impressive.

Peter Roberts: Folks...we have a TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH NEXT!!!

BOBBY CAGE ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And if there's one man that could possibly hate both Fred and Todd Lane on an equal level of intensity...it's Bobby Cage!!! The Cage/Lane rivalry goes back for decades.

Fred Estridge: We haven't been around decades, Peter.

Peter Roberts: Really? Feels like it. But folks, let me tell you that...as of late Bobby Cage has had a lot of heat with this man...

HOBBES ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And now they have to be partners!!! The psycho TV Champ is here!!! Hobbes would go this match alone if they let him...he's try and take on both Lane and Gladiator all by his crazy self...he'd lose, but he'd do it, is my point.

TODD LANE AND THE ROMAN GLADIATOR ENTER!!!

Peter Roberts: And...this is quite odd...Both of these men are on their way out...together!! I mean, I'm sure Lane could blame Big Rome for his loss at Dark Matter...but...could it be? Both Champions are putting aside their differences tonight? They're coming together to act as a cohesive unit?

Fred Estridge: I told you that all was right in the S.F.E!

Peter Roberts: I give it five minutes.

Fred Estridge: I give it two.

(Both teams now in their corners...the crowd is very live for this. Four legends in the ring...Cage now...starting off with Todd Lane...Cage runs and...SPEARS LANE TO THE MAT!!! WHATA SPEAR!!! Cage now, unloading with lefts and rights...Lane trying to cover up!!! Cage lifts Lane up...a fist to the face sends Lane down to the mat!!! Lane tries to tag in Gladiator...But Cage grabs Lane by his hair and pulls him back and into...A RUNNING BULLDOG BY CAGE!!! Lane got planted!!! Cage stomps away on Lane...He lifts Lane up...thumb to the eye by Lane and...he lifts Cage up and...SNAP DOUBLE LEG SPINEBUSTER!!! He just sorta short-Alabama Slammed Cage down to the mat!! Lane now...walks and slaps Gladiator on the shoulder...tagging him in. Gladiator steps in, with narrowed eyes focused at Lane. He didn't want into the match. Cage stands up, holding his back...but Cage doesn't want to fight his former SFE-mate. Big Rome doesn't want to fight either...Cage then...turns and tags in Hobbes!!! Hobbes has no problem with this..Hobbes runs in and...leaping shoudler tackle...Gladiator doesn't budge!!!! Hobbes rakes Gladiator's eyes and...runs off the ropes...he gets caught by the neck...the goozle...and...CHOKESLAM BY GLADIATOR ON HOBBES!!! God!! Hobbes got flattened!!! Gladiator tags in Lane!! Lane runs in and...he's going for the Dallas Deathlock! But Hobbes now...punches Lane in the head, over and over...he gets out of it!!! Lane wasn't able to turn Hobbes over!!! Lane now...goes for an elbow drop, Hobbes moves...Lane eats mat!! HOBBES IS UP!! Still hurt from the chokeslam...He lifts Lane up!! Lane with a knee to the gut and...HE LIFTS HOBBES UP AND DROPS HIM IN A JACKHAMMER SUPLEX!!! Wow!! A cover!! 1..2...NOOO!!! Lane now...climbing the ropes...up to the top turnbuckle...HOBBES IS UP!!! That psycho should have a broken back!!! He runs up to the top rope to meet Lane...and...takes lane down to the mat with a GODDAMN DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Lane might be paralyzed!!! Wow!! Hobbes is up!! This crowd is on fire!! Hobbes runs the ropes...but gets clubbed in the back of the head by Gladiator!! Hobbes stumbles out, holding his head...Lane is getting up and...LIFTS HOBBES AND PLANTS HIM WITH A FLAPJACK!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!)

Peter Roberts: I've never heard a crowd cheer so much!!!

Fred Estridge: You've never seen my live sex show.

(And now...Lane rolls, wanting to tag in Gladiator...And now...Hobbes gets to his corner first and tags in Cage!!! And now...Gladiator pulls his hand back and...refuses to tag in. Now that Cage is in, Gladaitor won't fight!!!! Cage grabs Lane and picks him up and nails A GERMAN RELEASE SUPLEX!! And now...a cover on Lane!!! 1...2...NOOOO!!! Cage picks Lane up again and...whips him to the corner...Cage runs in...Lane moves and Cage eats buckle...Lane now...WITH A DAMN CLOTHESLINE ON CAGE!!! Lane picks Cage up and...BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX!!! Wow! A cover by Lane...1...2...NO!!! LANE NOW...yelling at Big Rome...wanting to tag him into beat on Cage...but Gladiator steps down off the apron!!! Wow!! As long as Cage is in the ring, Lane has to go it alone!!! Ref is talking to Gladiator...and Cage...low blows Lane...god!! What a move...And is desperation...Lane shoves Cage into the ropes and...he hits heads with Hobbes...KNOCKING HOBBES OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!!!! REVERSE DDT HEADLOCK BY LANE...INTO A FLIPPING FACEPLANT!!! THE OVERDRIVE!!! A COVER BY LANE!! 1...2...NOO!!!! Cage kicked out!!! Lane now...punching the hell out of Cage...he looks over to Gladiator and...spits at him through the ropes!)

Peter Roberts: Classy.

Fred Estridge: Well, the big chicken doesn't want to get his hair mussed.

Peter Roberts: That's not it at all.

Fred Estridge: It is it! This is title match!! You can't not lay a finger on someone because they ate milk and cookies with you once!!

(Cage now...with a JAWBREAKER ON LANE...QUICK MOVE THERE...and he rolls and tags in Hobbes!!! Fred Estridge: Hobbes is in and...running clothesline on Lane!!! And now...HOBBES LOOKS OVER TO CAGE AND...HE CLOTHESLINES CAGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! THAT'S HIS OWN DAMN PARTNER!!! )

Fred Estridge: Well he shouldn't have hit him.

Peter Roberts: He didn't...Lane shoved Cage into Hobbes...it was an accident!!

(And now...Hobbes runs with a leaping headbutt to Lane's gut...and with Lane doubled over...A QUICK SNAP TWISTING NECKBREAKER!!! Hobbes now...runs and nails Gladiator with a leaping punch!! I think that just served to make Gladiator angry!!! Hobbes turns back to Lane, who's getting to his feet...RUNNING SCISSORS KICK!!! TO THE BACK OF LANE'S HEAD!!! A cover by Hobbes...1....2...NO!!!! Hobbes now...going for the LAND'S END DDT!!! Wait! Gladiator's in the ring...off the ropes...THE CLOTHESLINE FROM ROME!!!! He just took Hobbes out of his boots!!! My god!!! And now...Lane crawls and drapes his arm over Hobbes' chest. 1...2...3!!!! And that's it!!! All these men...need real therapy!! And there was a cohesive tag match there for some moments...but in the end...Gladiator and Lane are still wearing the gold!!!!)

Peter Roberts: And look at how pissed Cage is. They had an advantage going into this one with Gladiator not willing to fight Cage...but now...Hobbes took a head knock a little too personally and it cost them the Tag Gold!!!

(Ladies and Gentlemen...the winners of the match...AND STILL FHW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...TODD LANE AND THE ROMAND GLADIATOR!!!)

Peter Roberts: And now...Hobbes and Cage...fighting on the outside...there's a brawl going on and the refs are coming down to try and break it up!!!! Folks...Hobbes has been the King of Halloween for years now...it's time to crown a new King!!!

BENJAMIN KRUGER ENTERS!!!!

Peter Roberts: And look at the size of this man.

Fred Estridge: He's the beefiest thing I've ever laid eyes on. And that's saying a lot. You've seen my penis.

Peter Roberts: I haven't...but yes...he's rather...thick.

Fred Estridge: The man could lay out an ox with a headbutt.

STU PRICE ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's the hated Brit. You know the British once ruled over India here. So there's a little animosity towards Stu here.

Fred Estridge: It's not because he's British, Pete. It's because he's a douchebag. That's just a universal hatred.

VULPINE ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And Vulpine looks rotten pissed!! After that chairshot from Stu at Dark Matter!!!

Fred Estridge: It's not because of the chairshot. It's because he's a douchebag too.

Peter Roberts: Really?

Fred Estridge: Yeah. It's science.

CHESTER ADAMS ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's the man who wants to be known as...the loose cannon.

Fred Estridge: Does he know what fed he's in? The guy up in the lighting booth is known as loose cannon. Adams needs to be a monster is he expects to live through some of these matches!!!

(All four men are in the ring now and...there's the bell!!! Kruger now...RUNS THROUGH STU AND VULPINE WITH A DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!!! WOW! HE JUST PLOWED THROUGH THEM!! And Chester Adams now...with a dropkick on Kruger...no effect!! Adams runs off the ropes...KRUGER RUNS IN AND MEETS HIM WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!! And Adams just got mauled!!! Stu now...tries to go for a quick STUN CUTTER on Kruger!!! Kruger pushes him off and...Vulpine is up on Kruger's back with a sleeper!!! KRUGER FLIPS VULPINE OVER ONTO THE MAT!!! Chester now...bounces off the ropes and...gets caught like a doll by Kruger!!! FALL-AWAY SLAM ON ADAMS!!! Wow! And now...Vulpne...nails Kruger with a climb up enzeguri!!! And nails Stu with a SUPERKICK!!! Vulpine with a cover on Stu...1...2...NO!! Vulpine taking Stu up in....THE VUL-PLEX...BUT KRUGER SPEARS VULPINE BEFORE HE CAN DROP STU IN THE VUL-PLEX!!!! BOTH VULPINE AND STU ROLL OUTSIDE!!! Stu...grabs a steel chair!!!! Not again!!! He aims it at Vulpine's head...A SWING AND...VULPINE DUCKS AND STU...TOOK OUT THE CAMERA MAN WITH THE CHAIR!!! Vulpine now...takes Stu down with a spinning heel kick!! Meanwhile in the ring...Kruger and Adams...Kruger has Adams up in an ALABAMA SLAMA POSITION...HE'S...CLIMBING THE ROPES...THIS MAN IS A MONSTER...SO HUGE!! Word has it that they call him Juggernaut! And now...oh my dear lord!!! A ROLLING ALABAMA SLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE...ADAMS IS HISTORY!!! STU AND VULPINE ARE STILL BATTLING EACH OTHER ON THE OUTSIDE...Kruger with a cover...1...2...3!!!! And he just dominated!!! We have a new King Halloween!!!!)

Peter Roberts: Cripes! That was unforgiving.

Fred Estridge: Kruger makes me feel...uncomfortable.

Peter Roberts: Well he's our new King of Goblins around here.

(Ladies and Gentlemen...the winner and...new King Halloween!!! BENJAMIN KRUGER!!!)

Peter Roberts: Folks, as much as they both may be hatable, Curtis Slamm and Daemon Krav had a big match at Dark Matter that they didn't show up for. A lot of people bought that Pay Per View to see that, Fred.

Fred Estridge: Why are you telling me, like it's my fault? Peter Roberts: Well now, The Mime has put himself into the mix and put his Title on the line in a Triple Last Man Standing Match!!!!!

DAEMON KRAV ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's the myth and legend, Daemon Krav. Some say he's nothing more than an unstoppable beast.

Fred Estridge: Some say the sky is made of marshmallows and tang, Pete. Be careful who you listen to.

Peter Roberts: Krav returns to the FHW with, apparently an unparalleled win/loss record.

Fred Estridge: A what record?

Peter Roberts: Win/loss.

Fred Estridge: This is wrestling.

Peter Roberts: Yeah, well, he wanted it said. That's all.

CURTIS SLAMM ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's the big asshole. Curtis had a shot at Mime's World belt at Forsaken and got a knife in the leg for his troubles. He's been a double-tough Intercontinental Champion for almost a year now. Some say he's got the gumption to bring this match home. But there are no pinfalls here. You need to annihilate your foe. Obliterate.

THE MIME ENTERS!!!

Peter Roberts: And there's the freak to beat. This man has an insane history. A silent butcher that has dug himself deep into the core of the FHW for the past six years.

Fred Estridge: And with this match being "anything goes" I'll doubt if I even see a wrestling hold from him at all.

Peter Roberts: True, he might just pull out a bazooka.

Fred Estridge: A bazooka of dark energy.

(The crowd is on their feet. All of them. This has been one of the most anticipated matches of the year. All three men are in the ring...the bell sounds...they don't move. Krav runs in...tries to clothesline Mime...Mime ducks it Matrix style, by bending backwards and Krav gets caught by Slamm, as he's SCOOPED UP AND DROPPED IN A SIDEWALK SLAM!!!! And Slamm loved that...Mime goes for a SUPERKICK ON SLAMM, BUT SLAMM CATCHES HIS FOOT AND...BRINGS HIM IN FOR A NASTY CLOTHESLINE!!! Krav is up and...Slamm boots him in the gut and...oh my god...SLAMM LIFTS KRAV UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN IN ONE OF THE BIGEST POWERBOMBS I'VE EVER SEEN!!!! THAT TOOK RAW POWER!!! Mime is up...Slamm goes for A CHOKESLAM, BUT MIME SPITS RED MIST IN SLAMM'S FACE...Mime runs in and takes Slamm up and down hard with a HIGH TWISTING TORNADO DDT!!! Krav is getting up...Mime runs in and...DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF KRAV'S HEAD...Krav rolls to the outside!!! Mime runs at Slamm...who's back up...TWISTING ARN ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER ON MIME!!! Slamm just planted Mime!! Slamm now, to the outside...what a running clothesline on KRAV!!!! Krav is reeling...Slamm walks in...Krav grabs Slamm's tights and puls him in...SLAMM HITS HIS CHIN HARDON THE RINGSTEPS!!! Krav now...PICKS UP THE STEPS AND...CLONGT!!! WOW!! HE JUST BROUGHT THEM DOWN ON SLAMM'S HEAD!!! Mime now...runs up to the top buckles like a cat...MISSILE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP ROPE...DROPKICKING THE STEPS INTO KRAV'S FACE!!!! God, and Slamm's chin is busted open! Slamm is trying to get up...Mime runs in with a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF SLAMM'S HEAD!!! God, can we see that again? Slamm might be out cold? There are two refs out here...one begins to count to 10 for Slamm. The other one is already up to 6 for Krav!

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Krav is up! Mime runs in on Krav...but Krav grabs him and tosses him high in a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND INTO THE CROWD!!!! THAT WAS SICK!! Mime went into orbit! Slamm is up now at the count of 5. Slamm runs in and...BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF SLAMM!!!! SLAMM'S CHIN IS BLEEDING ALL OVER NOW. Krav now...doesn;t let the ref count Slamm...he picks Slamm up and...picks him up and...RAMS HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!! Now he drops him...the other ref is counting Mime. Mimes up to 7...

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Mime's up and...he's pulled out a scalpel!!! Mime hops up on the guardrail and...leaps at Krav and...KRAV CATCHES HIM!!! MIME STBS KRAV IN THE SHOULDER WITH THAT SCALPEL...KRAV SCREAMS...AND RAMS MIME'S BACK INTO THE RING APRON!!! Krav pulls the scalpel out of his shoulder and...SWIPES IT AT MIME!! MIME DUCKS IT AND ROLLS INTO THE RING...KRAV FOLLOWS...BUT MIME RUNS BACK QUICKLY AND BASEBALL SLIDE KICKS KRAV'S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!!! KRAV FALLS, HITTING THE APRON...HE JUST STABBED HIMSELF IN THE FORARM WITH THAT SCALPEL!! Krav fell on the blade he was holding!!!! Meanwhile, Slamm's up to 7...HE'S UP!!! Krav is now bleeding from the arm and the shoulder...he's a mess!!! He climbs into the ring, wobbly and...Mime runs in and...KRAV TRIES TO CLOTHESLINE...MIME DUCKS IT AND...PELE KICK!! RIGHT BACK INTO KRAV'S HEAD!! He's gotta be out!! The ref counts...Slamm now...making his way back to the ring...HE'S IN AND...MIME KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE GROIN!!! And Slamm tips over and crashes to the mat!!! Krav is tying to get up...he's losing so much blood!!!

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NO!!! Krav is on his feet and...MIME HITS THE GAG!!! THE GAG ON DAEMON KRAV!! KRAV IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT...MIME'S GOT KRAV DOWN TO HIS KNEES NOW! AND...HE;S GOT KRAV DOWN...ON HIS BACK!!! KRAV IS HELPLESS!!! Meanwhile...the ref is counting on Slamm!!

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Slamm's up!!! And...Mime releases The Gag!!! He steps back and allows the ref to count,,,

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Mime sees that Slamm is up and...spinning heel kick to Slamm...BUT SLAMM CATCHES HIM AND...THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE LIKE A DOLL!!! MIME CRASHES OUTSIDE!!!!

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SLAMM LOOKS OVER TO KRAV...HE SEES HE'S DONE FOR...HE ONLY WISHES THAT IT WAS HE THAT HAD DONE IT!!!

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Daemon Krav has been counted out!!! Slamm follows Mime out of the ring...Mime's off into the crowd now...Slamm follows him. The crowd is screaming around them...Slamm catches up with Mime and..grabs him and spin him around...Mime spits black mist...but Slamm, put his arms up, blocking the blinding spray! He lays into Mime with a big time punch!! Mime reels...Slamm is there now...picking Mime up,,,IN A MILITARY PRESS....AND SLAMM HIS DOWN TO THE HARD FLOOR!!! AND THE REF IS COUNTING MIME!!

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Mime smacked the back of his head hard on that concrete!!! He's trying to get up...Slamm interupts the count with a kick to Mime's ribs!!! He lifts Mime up...MIME WITH AN UPPERCUT TO SLAMM'S RIPPED UP CHIN!! Damn! Mime now, clawing at Slamm's eye and nose!!! Slam fights back with punches...Mime and Slamm fight into a hallway leading out to the lobby!!!!)

We're trying to get our cameras out there now...they're following Mime and Slamm. God! We're live in the Lobby!!!

(Mime is choking Slamm with one of the t-shirts from an FHW merchandise table!!! Slamm backs Mime up into the wall, hard!! Slamm now with knife edge chops to Mime!!! Mime with another uppercut!!! Mime now, goes to DDT Slamm...SLAMM LIFTS MIME UP AND OVER AND BODY DROPS HIM OVER HIS BACK!!! Slamm now, waits for Mime to stagger to his feet...Slamm charges in and...MIME MOVES AND SENDS SLAMM HEAD FIRST INTO THE CONCESSION STAND GLASS CANDY CASE!!! HOLY SHIT!!! SLAMM HAS BEEN SLICED TO RIBBONS!!! Mime now...waves for the ref to count!!! Slamm is a bloody broken mess, all that broken glass...Mime now..where'd he go? The ref is counting...

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Mime now...he's found a golf cart!!! He's in the cart and, trying to turn it on!!! Those are for security only!!

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Slamm is not giving in!! He's getting up!!! He's a horror show but he's getting up...

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Slamm is up!!! Mime now...drives that cart...AND TRIES TO RUN SLAMM OVER...SLAMM DIVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!! MIME JUST ATTEMPTED VEHICULAR HOMICIDE!!! FUCK!!! And now...Slamm is attacking Mime in the cart...Mime tries to back out...but Slamm is going for the ride with him!!! Mime now is driving the cart with Slamm at his side...Slamm is side elbowing Mime in the face!!! Let's see if we can get a camera down there!!! Where are they headed???)

Folks, we've got cameras on the move here...I think they're on their way to Gate 12.

(And now...the cameras find the cart...moving as fast as it can and...they're headed for the stairs by the main entrance!!! And...MY GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO GO OVER THE STAIRS!!! SLAMM ELBOWS MIME ONE MORE TIME AND...LEAPS OUT OF THE CART...AND MIME AND THE CART TAKE A HUGE PLUNGE DOWN THE STAIRS...THE CART FLIPS SIDE OVER END AND ROLLS DOWN THE STAIRS, CRUSHING THE TOP...HOLY FUCK!!! THE MIME AND THE CART WIPE OUT ON THE BOTTOM, GOD, THE MIME IS BROKEN!!! God, Slamm lept out just in time...and the ref is counting...

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God, it smells of smoke and rot! Mime's not moving! Slamm is down, and bleeding...

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Could it be...?

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Mime's moving his arm...

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It's over!!!! We have a new FHW WORLD CHAMPION!!!! WHAT A HELLACIOUS BATTLE!!! AND NOW...CURTIS SLAMM, FOR A SHORT TIME ANYWAY...IS THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION AND THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!! What a show!!! Mime's body has got to be broken!!!)

(Ladies and Gentlemen...the winner of the Triple Last Man Standing Match...AND NEW FHW WORLD CHAMPION...CURTIS SLAMM!!!)

Peter Roberts: Holy Crud...we have a new champ!!!

Fred Estridge: Well Slamm always mouths off that he's the best, now he can back it up...with gold!!!

Peter Roberts: Folks, we're out of time...will Mime get a rematch...what does the future hold?