FIRK'N HARDCORE WRESTLING

Presents Live from New Orleans!!!


MORTALITY!!!



MAIN EVENT
CURTIS SLAMM! versus SHANE BRANDON! (Intercontinental Champion!)
*A KING OF KINGS MATCH for an immediate shot at the World Title!!!*
"Yes, it the third ever King of Kings match. A match that was created before long Triple H began calling himself Jesus. Originally a part of Slaybells Ringing, "King" sees two men fight it out for a chance to fight the Champion...right away! So the World Champion, HOBBES, will sit upon a throne and watch as Slamm and Brandon battle for supremacy - the winner getting a world title match directly afterwards. It may seem unfair, but keep in mind that the two "King" matches before this one saw new World Champs!"

THE ROMAN GLADIATOR, TODD LANE and BOBBY CAGE versus JASON KUPLECK, THE MIME and LUPIN (Tag Team Champions!)
Special Guest Referee: SKITTLE!!!
HELL IN THE CELL!!!
"So Cage fancies himself a part of the S.F.E. once again, ay? Even with Todd Lane involved. Well they get to go into battle together against Team Wolfenstein and the returning Jason Kupleck! These six men will be locked inside a Hell in the Cell where anything goes! It's sure to be an apocalyptic bloodbath!"

OSIRIS (Hardcore Champion!) versus DALLAS KINGSLEY
*HARDCORE TITLE MATCH!*
"Not much is known about Kingsley, except that he does not use his real name. This man has travelled around the world, using disguises and false monikers to mask his true identity. Will the man God be able to teach Kinglsey the meaning of reverent respect? Or will one of Kingsley's surprises be that he's actually a hardcore legend in waiting!"






Mortality Theme Music
"Electric Wilderness" by 400 Blows
album: 3-18-98