The Committee this Year are Far Below Par in Their Planning…
The Committee this Year are Far Below
Par in Their Planning….Want to Know why?
In all previous years of the
glorious UCDCC Committee members would strategically plan when they were born
in order to furnish the canoe club with a 21st every three weeks
from September to March . This was done without the
consent of the Committee members parents who lacked
the foresight to plan for their child’s eventual initiation into UCDCC. Caoimhe “Diablo Basher” McMurrray was born on the 17 of
October and then again on January 15 just so there’d be a party in the run up
to Crimbo exams and the cool off after Kerry. While other children would be phased by the thought of clambering
back into the womb at 3 months.Caoimhe simply
plied her mother with Buckfast and climbed back in
through her mothers unconscious ear, of course Mrs
McMurray wasn’t the first woman to wake up pregnant after a Buckfast
fuelled night. Tom Bannon was 21 no less than three
times!!!! No take a look at our present Committee. Mark was born on a leap year
which means that at present he is in fact only 4 and a half and Pia, Lambe and Cli were born on the equinoxical
bi millennial offset, which occurs to correct the time lag in Halo 3, in lay
mans/woman/Mark Ahern terms this means that they won’t have a 21st until
4052”!!! Only John “Zap Brannigan” Flanagan and Fordy “Fordy” Forde
will be around to enjoy these events. DON’T
WE DESERVE BETTER?
How Long Must We Wait
WEll they've been in power since March and have organised 0 events that didn't result in large fines. What have they got to say for themselves??? Nothing a stony silence to the legions of C C clubers who just wanna be free to do what they want to do and they want to have a good time, and they want to get loaded. Also it has come to our attention through secret sources that at least one of the "Committee Members" Was wrist deep in a married womans private parts only this week. Are these the people we want moulding the minds of our 17 year old freshers....Probably
What did were they before they were COMMITTEE?
It has come to our attention that "Cli" (real name ハイパーマジックミラー号～ついジ) made her début in a offbeat arthouse erotic movie about an antibiotic junkie who fed her habit by nakedly roaming the streets of New York propositioning passers by. What more will we learn in the cumming months.....With a past this murky one can only hope that after the impeachment "Clí" will consider running for captain.
