Ways to Annoy Your Little Brother

Though most of our little brothers annoy US instead of vice-versa, Fish and Spruce have vowed to remedy that quite easily. After extensive research we give you the best and only the best ways to annoy your brothers.

-When they are doing their homework, go in the same room as them and sing the song "Respect" for as long as you can stand it, preferably over fifteen minutes. If you don't know all of it, then just sing the chorus.
-Before they go to bed, take a magnifying glass and inspect some item in their room with it. When they request to know what you are doing say that you are looking for clues.
-Follow them around and smile incessantly.
-Follow them into class on their first day of school and call them Pooky.
-Obtain a bike horn. Wake them by squeezing it in their ear at four in the morning and go back to sleep after making sure that they are sufficiently awake.
-Replace their morning milk/orange juice with prune juice.
-Leave sticky notes everywhere that they might find them (ex. their room, their locker, their desk, their binders, their books, their food, etc.) that say "The pigs are coming" and "Remember to eat your daily kumquat" and "Don't forget to give ______ (put hated girl's name here) a big kiss".
-Hang their underwear from the hall chandelier.
-Write notes that say "Bring this to _________ (put brother's name here) and recieve a special, expensive gift" and deposit them in everyone's lockers. Do not notify your sibling.
-Bake cupcakes for him. Be sure to include extra pepper.
-Give him the book "Teen Beauty Secrets" for his birthday with a note attached saying, "Believe me, you need it".
-Take his baby pictures and sell them to people at school for twenty-five cents.