Odd Things in Life

These are just some odd things that we have noticed in our daily lives.

1. If you give a 5th grade boy a GameCube, several rather interesting games, a television, and a small room with some electric outlets, he may never be heard from again.
2. Only you are allowed to insult your siblings. If anyone else insults your siblings, they shall either be beheaded or put in a small room with Bob and a pink highlighter. (They should hope for the former.) 3. If you and a bunch of friends go into a store at the mall, and take bunches of pictures of yourselves in outfits you'd never buy, and laugh a lot and act kinda weird, the store people will give you this glare that's kinda scary. We really don't know why.
4. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually they'll go away.
5. No matter how long you shout at the radio not to play #^#$^ rap, it will never ever ever ever stop and eventually you'll be forced to either actually like the song or turn off the radio. They are both traumatic experiences.
6. Spruce is the only person she has met so far that needs symmetry of the mind.
7. If you attempt to buy something from a bake sale, there is no guarantee that you will come out alive.
8. Sometimes there will be people who will ask if they can buy a cake from you for five dollars and you will be forced to say yes.
9. There are lots and lots of dolts in the world.
10. Sometimes nice people can be infatuated with other people who are complete wastes of oxygen and sometimes it's really funny.