Cryogenically Frozen Seafood

This is actually a quotes section. But that's okay. It has come to be known as Cryogenically Frozen Seafood because of the following - TRUE - story.
Fish and Spruce were walking back from the daily idiotic gathering at their school when Fish spotted the pond, which was frozen over. There are - excuse me, WERE - goldfish in the said pond. Fish thought of this and shrieked: "It's cryogenically frozen seafood!" Bob, Fish, and Spruce all laughed in great amounts and a teacher, looked at them in much alarm.

Anyhow. These are the quotes:

"Well, if you put a blue hen - a hen that you've dyed blue - and a terrier into a box, who's gonna win?" - Anonymous teacher
"Two minutes?! I can't spare two minutes!" - Turtle Man
"Cryogenically frozen seafood!" - Fish
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - Anonymous guy who we don't know
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you will be a mile away, and wearing their shoes." - Another anonymous guy who we don't know
"Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting." - Anonymous personage who is not in our aquaintance
"My skin is all dry and flaky like a biscuit." -SpinkyFish
"I'm going to smack you soon!" - Magistra
"Please remember that regular check-ups, brushing, and flossing are all very important to good dental health." - Dentist
"Is that your plaid?" - Mei Lee
"They said i was a leprechaun!!!"-Fearan Gaerwen
"I have this sudden urge to stick a fork thorugh the Anti-toupee and roast him,"-bob
"Whatcha cookin'? The Anti-toupee!"-bob
"To live in a yurt..."-Spruce
-"One who is insane is commonly described as one who is 'whacked out of their gourd'...from this also comes 'loony up the cream bun'." - Dad
-"The wench has spirit." - "Godless"
"Go hide in a corner. That way nobody can hurt you. (pause) Unless somebody's in the corner. Then you're toast." - Fish
-"Corn formula..." - Kat and me
-"I'm so witty...and so pretty..." - Anti-OC
-"You have been killed by The POON." - Halo
-"Shwa." - Spruce and Smelly Cat
-"TwistED! TwistED!" - Spruce
-"Don't say 'shut up', Maya, say something more polite, like...'Please...shut...your...piehole...'" - lol Cate
-"Excuse me, we're trying to get something done over here! I work here too y'know!" - Strange evil bassist
-"I fainted yesterday when my mom was cleaning carperts with very strong smelling stuff" - Oscar
-"Sometimes the things that we...DO know...and the things that we...DON'T know...get...mixed up!" - Me
-"Would I swear? Heavens, no!" - Kat
-"Oh. Well. Psht." - Cassie
-"That's -mango-." - Anti-Toupee
-"Coo-coo-ka-choo times two! Coo-coo-ka-freakin'-choo!" - Smelly Cat XD
-"Yep...nothin' says class like a piece of toilet paper wrapped around your head." - Dad
-"...like spelunking!" - Fish XDXDXD
-"I can't find my sock!" - Aidan
-"...to ensure the cow!" - "Into the Woods"
-"Grab your own cheese fry!" - Gymnastics Samantha
-"Stupid kid got his head stuck in the barrel." - Gymnastics Samantha again
-"Pink is a fun color that makes me go AAH! pink AAH! pink" - Gymnastics Samantha, AGAIN (just so funny lol)
-"There's a fine line between peppy and spastic." - Woman on the radio
-"No, that's Tutti-Frutti." - Soul Frog
-"Many cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese." - Benny and Joon
-"No. Wouldn't be prudent." - Dad