Translator Fun

You know those online translators they have everywhere? On http://www.dictionary.com they have one too. It's rather interesting to play with because they aren't quite correct most of the time. Here are some examples that I translated into French and translated out of French.
It went in: Hi! May I please have a loaf of bread and some crackers? Oh, and also I'd like these mints. Thanks.
It came out:Hello! Can I please take a bread of bread and some biscuits? Ah, and also me let us like these mints. Thank you.

It went in: Mom, can I please have an extra helping of dessert? I'll help wash dishes afterwards.

It came out: Can I mom, please have an additional portion of dessert? I will help to wash dishes afterwards.

It went in: I had a latte while talking to my old friend from school.
It came out: I had a slat while speaking to my old friend about school

It went in: Uh, waiter, will you please bring us some cheese sauce and some more chips? And where is the bathroom?
It came out: Uh, waiter, will you bring to us please of sauce to cheese and even more chips? And where is the bathroom?


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