Well here it is,
We Started out at the Sleepy Hollow Diner on Rte 110.
When I got there I was a popsickle, I went into the diner and met four other partially thawed popsickles.
Nicole, Cynthia, Beth, and Jaime. Ha, He thought he was going to get the girls all to him self.NOT.
As breakfest progressed others began to arrive, Rich, Harlen, with jacky in tow (we found out u don't miss with jackies coffee). Ralph and Mike.
Ron wasn't there so Harlen took it upon himself to complain in his place, It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it. Jaime got us to the Amvets for registration but it was decided that Harlen (the chrome man, by vertue of his navigator), Would lead us on the run. It was at this point that I realized I was not in Kansas anymore.
It started out as a typical Follow the yellow brick road ride. Except that when we reached the first cross road there was no scarecrow to tell us which way to go, which created U turn # 1. and U turn # 1 begot U turn # 2 and U turn #2 begot U turn # 3At U Turn # 3 Harlen met the wicked witch of the West who shock her broom stick at him and muttered a few choice words. Flustered over the witches statements led our leader to false alarm # 1 and false Alarm # 2. At the second checkpoint our wizard, Jaime C took the cowardly lion buy the snoot and took over as relief road captain, after some serious groveling by Harlen who folded like a cheap suite under the pressure of command and lost his wife to be,(oh yea thats right, Don't tell any body but theres rumor that the date has been set and Harlen and Jacky are gonna get mmmaa mmmmm marrr, Well u know what i mean.
Anyway after a brief chase around the parking lot of the library, Jacky was handed off to Jaime as navigator. We made a brief pit stop at a local gas station where nicole wanted to know which part of my body got cold first, I explaind that as cold a day as it was, it was nice to have something warm between my legs, it was at this point that I recieved an offer from beth to sit on her shoulders. (Purely for the purposes of warmth I asure you).
We finally reached the end of the ride back at the Amvets where we sat down to eat. We found out that we where tied with the I DON'T KNOW CLUB for best represented club. To decide who would take home the gold our President had to play a single card hand and he came through with shining colors.
The outcome of the ride,
1) Jaime got Jacky
2) Harlen almost won the 50/50 for a hundred dollars if he hadn't left early.
3) Cynthia got seconds
4) I got to talk a a realy cute lawyer, ( and dumb me didn't get a phone number)
5) Mike got $50.00 for winning at cards.
6) and Ralph, Well Ralph got a rock.
All in all the ride was fun and everybody had a great time.
P.S. Harlen I was just kidding about the 50/50 but I wish I was there to see the look on your face when u read that. LOL.
Hope to see everybody Wednesday.
The Cheech