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Name: Car
Found: All over the place
Experience Points: There might be some in the trunk
Money: Ther might be change inside
Behavior: Violent, but domesticated
Abilities: Ram, Hit and Run, Sunlight Reflect, Door Whack, Trap Hand in Power Window
Description: Cars are violent creatures if harrassed. They can run you over! If you're at the wrong angle, sunlight can reflect off the windows, blinding you so the car can run you down. Don't try to break in to the car, because it would start whacking you with the door. Or it might roll down the window like it's going to let you unlock the door, then when you reach in, the window rolls up and traps your arm there! Then the car will start driving around really fast, and ramming you into trees and walls and stuff! Your blood would get splattered all over walls and trees and poles and stuff. And when the car is done with you, you will be nothing more than a smear on it's paint job.