When Things Get Boring

Juice Pouches

I hate Juice Pouches. They're useless! Why are they pouches? Do pouches have any advantage over boxes? I remember Juice Boxes, they were cool. You just stuck the straw in the little straw hole on top. Now with pouches, they give you a hole, but it's not flat. It's on the side of the pouch, where it's just a lot harder to stick the straw in. With some, like these Disney Juices I have, they don't even give you a hole, they just take the area at the top, and tell you to stick the straw in there. The area isn't even easier to poke through than the rest of the pouch. It takes a lot more power to get through that area, and you have to give just the right amount of power, you can't just push really hard, because the juice will squirt up on you. I want boxes back! There is no reason for pouches, none! They can't be stored as easily as boxes, because you can't stack them, they're even hard to stand! Whoever decided pouches were the way to go deserves to be shot. I can't think of any reason pouches are useful. Do they look cool? No. They look like crap. The boxes were nice and rectangular, while these pouches just plain suck. Anyone who likes pouches is an idiot. If you like Juice Pouches, do yourself a favor and end your life.