When Things Get Boring

A Movie Idea

I want to make a movie. It would be a cool movie. It would be about pirates, and ninja! It would be about this Ninja clan leader, whose clan was taken over by an evil ex-pirate. The evil ex-pirate would then train all the ninja in the way of the pirate, and they would go out in their boat and do evil things. The old clan leader who was exiled from the clan, would then want to regain his honor by taking back the clan. But he knows he can't do it alone, and he also knows that he can't do it without people with great knowledge of seafaring. So he goes and finds a bunch of pirates to join his honorable quest. Once he gets them all together, he trains them all in the way of the ninja! After years of training, they are finally ready to go after the evil pirate-ninja. So they go out on the ocean looking for the evil pirate-ninja, and when they finally find them, a great pirate-ninja sea battle ensues. But right when victory is at hand, the evil pirate-ninja warlord guy sends all the good pirate-ninja to an alternate, and very evil, timeline. In this alternate timeline, dinosaurs still roam the earth, which is mostly desert and jungle, and there are sharks with legs called land sharks. The good pirate-ninja must use their vast pirating knowledge to survive in this alternate world, and make their way to the evil pirate-ninja warlord's palace of death and destruction in the center of the world. They have to make their way past all the pirate-ninja warlord's super ninja guards with trained dinosaurs and land sharks. The good pirate-ninja tame a giant land shark and ride it to the center of the world, where it is killed fighting off a swarm of enemy land sharks. As the good pirate-ninja try to fight their way to the evil pirate-ninja warlord so they can kill him and get back to their own world, they realize they have no hope for victory. Then, when all hope is lost, out of the jungle comes the Ewoks! The Ewoks attack with log traps and their bows and arrows, and they destroy a bunch of AT-STs and kill a bunch of stormtroopers... wait, that was Star Wars... Okay, so there aren't any Ewoks. Instead of Ewoks coming and saving the day, a bunch of small bearlike pie-loving pirates called Piewoks emerge from the jungle with their wooden legs and pirate swords, and turn the tide of the battle for the good pirate-ninja! But the evil pirate-ninja isn't finished yet! He challenges the old clan leader to a one on one duel to settle their dispute. And the old clan leader accepts! They start having their battle to the death, and when the evil guy is near victory, because he cheated and brought a gun, the Piewoks jump him and rip him to pieces, taking all his valuables. Then the Piewoks start killing everyone, and the good pirate-ninja barely escape to their own world before being killed by the Piewoks. But before the portal fully closes, some Piewoks get through and escape before the pirate-ninja can kill them. then the movie ends, and the credits roll, and after the credits, it shows a bunch of Piewoks living in the jungle somewhere on Earth, there are a bunch of them because they multiply like rabbits. And that's the end!