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Rantings Involving Solid Cat>>These were originally posted on GameFAQs<< >>I'm xajBOB<< My cat killed a bird today. She was like *pounce* and killed the bird. Some other birds saw her do it, now I'm worried a horde of angry birds will attack her. She can't beat a horde, she could beat a few, but not a horde. She would have to get a level up and learn Pounce All if she plans on killing a horde of birds. Pounce All would be very affective against a bird horde. I saw a horde of crows kill a cat once. Poor cat. What did it ever do to the crows? It probably just killed a couple crows, and then the crows were like "Kaw!" and decided to kill the cat with a crow horde. I bet one really big crow could beat a cat, but it would need to be careful so the cat couldn't pounce on it. It would have to fly around a lot, and come down and peck it. But a crow, no matter the size, couldn't beat my cat alone. My cat is Solid Cat. Solid Cat cannot be defeated by a mere crow. Solid Cat kills crows for breakfast. She could even beat a ninja crow. I've never seen a ninja crow, but they can't be all they are cracked up to be. Solid cat would just pounce on the ninja crow, and it would die. Solid Cat could kill a dog. The dog wouldn't even know what hit it. Solid Cat would just be hiding behind a corner, then pop out and break the dog's neck. It would be that easy. Dogs are stupid, they would never expect a cat to break it's neck. My dogs are afraid of Solid Cat, they never come in the house when I leave the door open, because Solid Cat would be standing right there ready to break their necks. From: skidlz | Posted: 6/18/2003 1:58:04 AM | Message Detail Dude, can I have Solid Cat? Or can you at least tell me what you feed it? From: xajBOB | Posted: 6/18/2003 2:03:24 AM | Message Detail You better stay away from Solid Cat! Solid Cat is for me only! I don't feed Solid Cat, she eats crows! Crows! How would she become Solid Cat if I supplied her with food. It's not my place to feed her, she's Solid Cat, Solid Cat feeds herself. With Crows. Big Crows. Crows the size of a gorilla. Gorilla Crows. They could even have lasers attached to their wings, and Solid Cat would still eat them. I bet Solid Cat could take down an elephant. The elephant wouldn't even know what hit it, Solid Cat could just use Pounce 3 on it, and it would die! Pounce 3 is a powerful move. It's more powerful than Pounce All, but it doesn't attack all, like Pounce All. Solid Cat should learn Pounce All soon. That'll be the day. From: skidlz | Posted: 6/18/2003 2:07:18 AM | Message Detail My Juicy Fruit Attack Kitten already knows Pounce All, but it's too small right now to take down an elephant. Give it a few months... From: xajBOB | Posted: 6/18/2003 2:14:20 AM | Message Detail Your Juicy Fruit Attack Kitten would need to train for years to become as powerful as Solid Cat. It may know Pounce All already, but Solid Cat is still godlike compared to it. Solid Cat just specialized in single opponent attacks as she leveled up, she could know Pounce All, but she wanted single enemy attacks. Pounce All can't take down an elephant. It could taken down a lightweight elephant, like a baby, but a full grown elephant, you need at least Pounce 3 for that. And a lot of power, like Solid Cat. But Solid Cat isn't just powerful, she is sneaky too, sneaky like Snake, that's why she is Solid Cat. No other cats can compare with Solid Cat's mastery of cat skills. Other than multiple enemy attacks, she's not very good at that. A few dogs could probably beat her, but barely. A horde of dogs would rip her apart, unless she sneaks away. From: fzh | Posted: 6/18/2003 2:13:33 AM | Message Detail One time a group of Mocking birds attacked my cat when I was pulling into the driveway, they were dive pecking it, and then flying back up again. My cat was getting pretty scratched up, so my mom went to help our cat. But then the Mockingbirds started to attack my mom instead. Those tricky bastards! Attacking my mom, who do they think they are, attacking a poor defenceless woman! I never really have liked Mockingbirds. Like this one time, I was woken up at 2am by a mockingbird outside my window! and it just wouldn't shut up! So when I finally left the room at 6:30, it stopped singing! It's like the little prick WANTED to keep me awake! That's why I don't agree with the quote for To Kill a Mockingbird "You can kill all the bluebirds you want but to kill a mockingbird is a sin." and "Mockingbirds don't do anything to anybody, they jusst sing sweet songs" JUST SING SWEET SONGS MY LEFT FOOT! They're cold-blooded killers them Mockingbirds! I've never seen a Bluebird that was half as evil as the least evil of mockingbirds! From: xajBOB | Posted: 6/18/2003 2:28:58 AM | Message Detail Mockingbirds are pansies. They go so low as to attack defenseless ladies. They are stupid. If I saw a Mockingbird, I would shoot it. Or get Solid Cat to kill it. Solid Cat could kill a Mockingbird with her eyes closed. With ease. It would be like attacking a tree. A tree with a brain, and the ability to move around and fight back. Damn trees. I fell out of a tree once, I'm sure it wasn't an accident. The tree pushed me out. I just can't prove it. Damn trees. If I could kill trees easily, I would. That makes me think about all the trees they put in those fancy house areas. you know what I'm talking about, the fancy houses, that are all the same, but are fancy. And they have roads and stuff with a bunch of trees on each side. With nice green grass, and lots of shade giving trees. Those places are lame. We should cut down all those trees for lumber. We're wasting all that good lumber. We could plant new trees there. But we should be cutting them down for lumber. What a waste. Those neighborhoods don't need those trees. They should have giant mushrooms instead. Giant mushrooms with bananas on them. That would be cool. And while I'm on the energy saving topic. It should be illegal to exercise without hooking yourself up to a battery, so that you can power your own house. I'm sure that could work. All gyms should be providing power for us. It's a waste, all those people exercising without providing power. Why do they exercise anyway? We don't need to be strong to survive. Wars are all about technology now. It's not like we have to do hand to hand fighting for supremacy. There aren't any species that could fight us for dominance over the planet. We are the dominant race! Strength is unnecessary. I hate exercising. I'm never going to exercise. I'm never going to run again. I'm only going to walk when it is absolutely necessary. Running is stupid. Walking is better. I hate physical activity. |