When Things Get Boring

Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper. I hate it when someone puts toilet paper in backwards. You know what I mean, when someone puts it in so the front is facing the wall. It's harder to get toilet paper out that way. There's one person who always puts it in that way in my house. Why? There's no reason. It's harder to fold the toilet paper up once before taking it off. I don't like sticking my hand up behind the toilet paper roll to start pulling it down. Backwards toilet paper sucks. You'd think the one person who puts it in backwards would see it the right way and realize that it's better that way, but no, that's not what happens. I hate that. I have to go fix the toilet paper so I can use it properly. If you use just 1 or 2 sheets, it's much harder, because you have to pull the toiet paper down a lot before you can rip the couple sheets off. When the TP is in there right, you just hold it so it doesn't spin, and pull on the TP, and you get a sheet out. While I'm talking about toilet paper, the sheets aren't long enough. A sheet doesn't cover my whole hand. I don't want shit on my hand. One sheet should be double the length it is now. Then it would be easier to fold, because you just fold it on the perforated line, and it's already the correct length to cover your whole hand. It would be a lot better that way. And you people who only use one sheet, how do you do it? It's too thin, it rips easily. You have to be careful it doesn't rip, or you'll get shit all over your hands. I don't want to be careful, I just want to get the poop off my ass. That's why I use about 6 sheets everytime, it provides enough thickness so that it won't rip, and you just fold 3 times. If sheets were double the length, it would only be 3 sheets that I use. 3 is a good number.