Signs in some Wiccan Bookstores:
"Shoplifters will be merrily hacked to pieces!"
“WARNING! Unattended children may be eaten by starving artists!”
"No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!"
"Unattended children will be sold as slaves."
The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on his fiery steed Pegasus. He raised his hammer and bellowed, "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!" Pegasus looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."