Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!
Get a taste for religion, Bite a Minister!
The Goddess is alive and she ate my homework.
'Dyslexics of the world Untie" --it works
Please don't squeeze the shaman!
When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
I'm out of bed and dressed.
What more can you want?"
" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures "
"I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to"
"Jesus is coming. Look Busy!"
"My family is more disfunctional than your family"
"God Please save me from your followers"
WASP...We Are Sexy Pagans
That was Zen; this is Tao.
Misspellers of the world, unit!!
We're gardnerians...off with your clothes
I'im doin my part to piss of the religious right.....r u??
Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........yeah, they found the body.
My other car is a broom
God is Coming AND IS SHE EVER PISSED!
Where's The Messiah When You Need HER?
(Nativity Scene) IT'S A GIRL!
Have you confused a Christian today?
Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark
side, and it holds the universe together...."
Douglas Adams: "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody
discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already
happened."
Albert Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for
those people who can't remember where they leave things."
I think, therefore I'm dangerous!
Irish diplomacy: The act of telling a man to go to hell in such a way that he actually looks forward to the trip!
If they outlaw guns, can we use swords instead?
Faith is a powerful thing--it can shut off the rational mind.
In a world without men, there would be lots of fat, happy women.
Why do they call it "tourist season" if we can't shoot them?
If women ruled the world, there'd be no wars--just intense negotiations every 28 days!
Resurrection? Been there, done that
Power on, Magic on, All systems are go, We have Lift out!
If you think "our Father in Heaven" is angry, wait 'till MOM finds out!
Witch's parking ONLY! All others will be TOAD!
Where there's a Witch there's a way.
Witches are just so crafty.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time
God WAS my co-pilot. Then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
"Shhh... Neverending story is close to an end!"
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