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The youngest jilly Chelle - lets have the fat stats. Vital Stats: Name: Michelle Scully, ’Chelle, Mouth Age: 15 Height: 140 Weight: 9 stone - the fat chumpster Birthplace: OZ Favourite Food: Caralicious bars Favourite Colour: whatever Tess is wearing - the weirdo Favourite Hobby: stalking/eating/boy4 Favourite Sayings: ‘What a spunk!’ ‘Boy4’ Cri-key, Chelle is the most annoying drongo going. What with her constant whinging and whining - shes enough to give diarrhoea the shits. I bet after she was born Joe has never dared taken his strides off again, let alone his dacks - even when Lynny is wearing her leopard negligee - phoarr!! At school she’s about as popular as a turd in a luncbox. With only one mate - Tess, and if you call stalking a basis for friendship you’re as much a dag as Chelle. At home she mopes around all day, dobbing on people. If it wasn’t for that pesky kid, Patsy, (yip-yip), would have got away with it, which would have been great. Lou could have got rid of all the old crud his ugly sheila - Cheryll - bought, and replaced it with lads stuff for both him and Drew to tempt the ladies. |
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