Woody

OH DEAR, OH DEAR, OH DEAR.  Poor Woody.  Not only has he been in the clanger for 2 years out West (?) for some gimcrack lightfingeredness, when he finally manages to get out - he goes and collects his 'legacy' from his old pal in jail.

I'm not saying that I'm an expert in Machiavellian chicanery, or something, but that clearly was a schoolboy error.  Anyway, this'll cost him.  He was already on shaky ground with the Ramsay Street massive - with him being a criminal an all - which is a bit of a mockery considering all Aussies are crims.  ONLY JOKING.  New Zealanders are, though. Nevertheless, he will have to pack in many hard friendly yards to get the Scullys onside to show that he has really changed for the good.  Joe  'the flamin mongrel' Scully is certainly no fool, he'll um...OK he is.  Steph's no fool either, she'll um...OK, OK.  Lets just hope the pesky kid 'Chelle will catch his crooked acts, like they always do.

But who the hell cares - he's dead.

Stop Press - Stone the flamin crows, he's back - (thanks mate for pointing it out).

Strewth, I've had to change this page more times than Flic's boyfriends