21/01/2002: Home
HE'S ESCAPED!!
The following email was received from the kidnappers today.Please render any assistance if Flatmat contacts you!
>Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2002 02:32:38 +0000
>
>It appears Flatmat has had us duped. For the past week he has happily
>played with local bears, puppy dogs and other fluffy toys. Then last night
>he chewed through his leg rope, took his tub of honey, dug out of his
>compound and has escaped.
>
>Local tracker bears have been out since day break searching the surrounding
>area and although initially the paw prints were clear it seems now that
>they have faded. Sniffer dogs were employed but they have been distracted
>by the honey smells.
>
>It appears he has gone for good so beware, he might be on his way home to
>you now!
>
>The Bear Hunters
>
