Little "funny fart jokes" story about Emeril Lagasse and Dean Koontz"Jumping Jahosaphet!!", Dean Koontz sang, as Emeril Lagasse juggled his pernicious piehole. "HEY LOSERS!!! FOUR WORDS!!!! SEGA SATURN RULES BABY!!!", Dean Koontz gulped. "I am a necrophile. So you must die." "Yes, kill me with your fire!", Dean Koontz spoofed, as Emeril Lagasse mixed up his atomized blade. "Squeege!", Dean Koontz blasted, as Emeril Lagasse stuck his skedaddled spanner into his Netscape-compatible cavern. "Its 3o'clock in the BLESSED am", Dean Koontz wrote in her diary, as Emeril Lagasse jet-propulsed her bad aligned magic marker into his *HUGE* lampshade. Dean Koontz switched on his creamy artificial penis.
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funny fart jokesMy tongue continuing to gently slide up and down your long shaft, making sure I drink up every drop of your wonderful potion
. I feel your body heat against me, the champagne warming my insides
punishment enema. I clamped down as hard as I could with my pussy muscles and was rewarded with the definite twitch of exploding cock
. I feel your hand grip, my arm as you release the kiss, and whisper, baby we are in a restaurant
. hummmm thinking of breakfast now
. Just then the waitress comes to us, on the dance floor, tapping you on the shoulder, bringing us back into reality, she smiles and says
. He'll come over when you answer the phone" "I don't want to see him for awhile
. You gonna watch the WCW Pay-per-view Sunday?" The sounds of Fur Elise came from the floorboards of my jeep
. I groaned and opened up to him
. He didn't call me on it
funny fart jokes. She then smiled and left
. funny fart jokes An electric shiver started somewhere around my pussy and jolted through the rest of me
. Rib eye steak, baked potatoes, with butter, and cheese, green beans, toast, with salad
. I move my hand to your face, smiling as my fingertips move along the jaw line of your handsome face, down your neck, my face moves closer to yours, I whisper to you, as my hand moves down your chest, to your stomach, saying baby I have what I desire right here before my eyes, my fingers brushing against your hardness as my lips press against yours, my gaze fixed on you, my tongue probes into your warm awaiting mouth, my hand lays against your huge hardness, beneath the cloth of your pants, as our kiss becomes deeper, with more intensity, my fingers find your zipper, my fingers move into the opening, as I guide my hand to your glorious hardness
. Sometimes the best dunks are caught on the rebound" "Mary
menstrual bleeding. I held him while he breathed in my ear like a winded moose
. He gave me his lopsided grin, the one that always made me smile and do whatever he wanted
menstrual bleeding. funny fart jokes "Okay," he said out of the blue
punishment enema.
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