Legal Disclaimer
(Don't say we didn't warn you!)

NOTE: The following Disclaimer applies to #Flipside, its members, and its site, the "Flipweb" website [http://au.oocities.com/flipsideau/], cloaked by the URLs [http://laugh.at/flipside], [http://talk.to/flipside], [http://read.at/flipside] and [http://league.at/flipside], all files within, any other files associated with #Flipside, including, but not limited to, text files (including logs), logs, images, and web pages. Any direct copies of the page, only if moved and run by #Flipside Management, are also included in this Disclaimer.

Acceptance of Contract Terms

The following are terms of a legal agreement between you and #Flipside ("#Flipside"). By accessing, browsing and/or using this site, Flipweb ("http://laugh.at/flipside", "http://talk.to/flipside" "http://read.at/flipside", "http://league.at/flipside" and "http://au.oocities.com/flipsideau/", and/or the current file storage of Flipweb), you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree, to be bound by these terms and to comply with all applicable laws and regulations. If you do not agree to these terms, do not use this Site. The material provided on this Site is protected by law, including, but not limited to, Australia Copyright Law and international treaties. This Site is controlled and operated by #Flipside from its offices within Australia. #Flipside makes no representation that materials in the Site are appropriate or available for use in other locations, and access to them from territories where their contents are illegal is prohibited. Those who choose to access this Site from other locations do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with applicable local laws. Any claim relating to, and the use of, this Site and the materials contained herein is governed by the laws of Australia.

Use Restrictions

The copyright in all material provided on this Site is held by #Flipside or by the original creator of the material. Except as stated herein, none of the material may be copied, reproduced, distributed, republished, downloaded, displayed, posted or transmitted in any form or by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of #Flipside or the copyright owner. Permission is granted to display, copy, distribute and download the materials on this Site for personal, non-commercial use only, provided you do not modify the materials and that you retain all copyright and other proprietary notices contained in the materials. This permission terminates automatically if you breach any of these terms or conditions. Upon termination, you must immediately destroy any downloaded and printed materials. You also may not, without #Flipside's permission, "mirror" any material contained on this Site on any other server. Any unauthorized use of any material contained on this Site may violate copyright laws, trademark laws, the laws of privacy and publicity, and communications regulations and statutes.
Your use and browsing of the Site is at your risk. Neither #Flipside nor any other party involved in creating, producing, or delivering the Site is liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the Site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything on the Site is provided to you "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. #Flipside also assumes no responsibility, and shall not be liable for any damages to, or viruses that may infect, your computer equipment or other property on account of your access to, use of, or browsing in the Site or your downloading of any materials, data, text, images, video, or audio from the Site.

Disclaimer Warranty

#Flipside DOES NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE, VALIDITY, ACCURACY, OR RELIABILITY OF, OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF, OR OTHERWISE RESPECTING, THE MATERIALS ON THIS SITE OR ANY SITES LINKED TO THIS SITE.

INFORMATION IN THIS WEB SITE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT. #Flipside, Flipweb, AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES AS AN OWNER OR MANAGING AGENT, SHALL NOT BE LIABLE TO ANY PARTY FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR OTHER DAMAGES FOR USE OF THIS WEBSITE OR OTHER HYPERLINKED WEBSITES. IF THIS LIMITATION OF LIABILITY OR THE EXCLUSION OF WARRANTY SET FORTH HEREIN IS HELD INAPPLICABLE OR UNENFORCEABLE FOR ANY REASON, THEN OUR MAXIMUM LIABILITY FOR ANY TYPE OF DAMAGES SHALL BE LIMITED TO $AU100.00 (One Hundred Australia Dollars).

Our Transmissions

Any material, information or idea you transmit to or post on this Site by any means will be treated as non-confidential and non-proprietary, and may be disseminated or used by #Flipside or its affiliates for any purpose whatsoever, including, but not limited to, developing, manufacturing and marketing products. Notwithstanding the foregoing, all personal data provided to #Flipside Online will be handled in accordance with #Flipside's Online Privacy Practices. We are not responsible for any posting or transmitting to or from this Site of any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, or profane material, or any other material that could give rise to any civil or criminal liability under the law. #Flipside does not, track and record ("log") personal information about visitors to our site.

Term of Use Revisions

#Flipside may at any time revise these Terms of Use by updating this posting. By using this Site, you agree to be bound by any such revisions and should therefore periodically visit this page to determine the then current Terms of Use to which you are bound.

Our Responsibility

The author assumes no responsibility what so ever for the quality of the content or the effect that it may have on the reader. This site is meant for recreational use only. The heretofore mentioned reader is hereby advised and notified to take all reasonable precautions including, with out implying any limitation, the following: Freshest if read before date on carton. Never read these logs while riding a motorcycle at high speed in traffic. Do not read these logs while golfing during an intense thunderstorm. Do not read these logs while using a hair dryer in your bath tub. Never read these logs while manipulating the triggering device of a high power bomb. (Unabomber this means YOU) Do not read these logs while operating heavy machinery. Never puncture or put this humour into a fire. Use only in well-ventilated area. If reading these logs makes you feel drowsy immediately pull over to the side of the Net. If reading these logs makes you feel nauseous immediately discontinue use and consult a physician, herbalist, or new age practioner, as the case may be. Never ingest a hard copy of these logs and, if you do so, immediately contact the nearest poison control center. No fur-bearing or non-fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of this web site [with the exception of CybrWolf's ferret, which suffered some minor bruising and swelling, following severe beatings during, after and upon memory of each of these logs] . Slippery when wet. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. If reading these logs causes eye fatigue immediately discontinue use, rinse eyes with saline, and consult your local optometrist. (It maybe necessary to change your eye glass prescription, or purchase a 21" monitor) Never feed hard copies of these logs to small children or animals. Don't step on Super Man's cape. Don't spit into the wind. Never expose to heat above 120F (49C). Repetition of these logs to an unsympathetic audience may result in serious damage to your face or other vital body parts. Reading these logs backwards may result in the discovery of hidden satanic messages. Batteries not included. Some humour shown is optional. Paper for log distribution included. Good luck finding it. Post office will not deliver this humour without postage.This site bears no responsibilty for whatever use people use this humour after visiting the site. (Humour doesn't offend, its the people who missuse the humour that offend.) This list is meant to be instructive rather than exhaustive. Any user of these logs who discovers noxious or dangerous side effects other then those listed above is requested to leave a detailed e-mail message in order that this list maybe appropriately updated. Subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited.