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(lyrics: Flouzemaker, music: Flouzemaker, Engineered by: Flouzemaker. Copyright 2003)

From O P D security
Comes a uniformed example of futility
Stand back, steer clear, there's nothing left to see here

A little less threatening than a garden gnome
That's the guy they send to protect your home
Stand back, steer clear, there's nothing left to see here

With Flouzemaker, all the snerts run wild
With Flouzemaker, all the snerts run wild

No cussin', no flooding, no cyberin',no harrassin'
No screamin', no hatin', no skinny avatarin'
No cussin', no flooding, no cyberin',no harrassin'
No screamin', no hatin', no nakie avatarin'

Bad girls and boys and crooks beware
False alarm: only Flooze is there
Stand back, steer clear, there's nothing left to see here

With Flouzemaker, all the snerts run wild
With Flouzemaker, all the snerts run wild
Notes:
This song was written to create a new siggie, one like "Flouzemaker's back." I'm just too lazy to actually get around to doing it.
The song is only about what a lame security guy I am in Oddessey, and also to make Labrys feel guilty about forcing the job on me. Hope it works.