Belle vs Millenia

Or, The Battle of the Buldge

The High Priest Isapa is shown sitting behind a desk next to a ring. "Heyyy everyone. For years, the question has been the same: who's bigger and better, that cute young lady Belle or Millenia, of Grandia II fame? Today, we'll finally know the answer. Let's head to the locker room with Gilder for a closer look."

The screen cuts to Gilder standing next to Vigoro while Belle is doing jump-rope off to the side. "Thanks Isapa. I'm here with Belle and her personal trainer, Vigoro, as she prepares for today?s battle. Vigoro, what's the key to Belle's training?"

"Well Gilder, lots of jumping. Lots of it. Jump-rope, jumping-jacks, and jumping on the bed." Vigoro beams. Off to the side, Belle trips over the rope and falls over.

"I can see she's really prepared for this one. I know I am." Gilder looks back to the camera. "Back to you, Isapa."

"Thanks Gilder. Let's go down to the ring, where the two bouncey combatants are preparing."

Vigoro and Belle walk out to the center of the ring. Millenia and Ryudo enter from the other side. Vigoro says something to Belle, and she starts doing jumping-jacks with a determined look on her face.

"What kind of contest is this? I'm going to have to fight this ditz?" Millenia says scornfully. Ryudo's eyes are wide and glazed as he watches Belle. Millenia scowls and storms over to Belle.

"Okay, kid, I'm going to make short work of you!"

Belle looks up at Millenia and smiles, bouncing excitedly. "Hi Miss Millenia! This should be really fun, huh?"

Millenia's face faults. She turns around to Ryudo with an odd look on her face. Ryudo just shrugs.

Enrique climbs into the ring wearing a white and black striped shirt. "Let's keep this fight clean. We're all ladies here," he says. Vigoro looks at him funny, and Enrique smiles and wiggles his fingers at him.

"No magic, no weapons, just bodies!" Enrique shouts. A line of drool rolls down Ryudo's mouth. "Let's get it on!" The bell rings, and Vigoro climbs out of the ring, dragging Ryudo.

"Okay, Belle, get hoppin'" Vigoro says, grinning. Belle nods determindly and hops like a bunny towards Millenia as the crowd cheers.

Millenia makes a face and punches Belle in the belly. Belle folds over holding her stomach. The redhead walks behind Belle, grabs her pink panties and gives her a powerful wedgie. Belle's eyes cross and she falls over.

"It looks like Millenia has the early advantage," Isapa says, licking his lips.

Out of no where, Lilly and Nara leap into the ring and tackle Millenia. Nara latches onto her leg, and Lilly hops on her back. "Come on Belle, get her!" Nara yells.

"Okay!" Belle takes a step towards Millenia, stumbles and falls on her face.

"What the...? Get off me!" Millenia shouts. She then punts Nara into the crowd. Lilly tries to hang on, but Millenia throws her outside the ring. Vigoro waggles his brow as the unconscious girl lands at his feet.

"Alright, kid, that's it!" Millenia yanks Belle to her feet by her collar as the girl squeezes her eyes shut and shakes out of fear.

There's a roar from the crowd. Vyse runs down the ramp, slides into the ring and whacks Millenia in the head with a steel chair. Millenia's eyes cross and she falls down. Enrique gives her a ten-count.

"And the winner by knockout... Belle!" Enrique raises Belle's hand. Belle blinks, then starts jumping around and cheering.

"I won! Thanks Mr. Vyse!" In her excitement, Belle jumps and hugs Vyse. Vyse blushes. Meanwhile, Enrique is busy trying to wake Millenia and Ryudo up.

Another roar comes from the crowd as Aika runs to the ring. Her hair gets caught on the ropes as she tries to slide in, but eventually she makes it and chases Vyse off, leaving Belle alone and hopping excitedly.

The camera cuts back to an equally excited Isapa, Gilder sitting next to him. "What a match! Let's go to Vigoro and get his thoughts on the battle."

The camera cuts to Vigoro sneaks out of the arena carrying the out cold Lilly, grinning to himself. He jumpes when he sees the camera, says, "Eep!", then drops the girl and runs off. A beat-up Nara stumbles over to Lilly and drags her away.

"And there you have it, folks!" Isapa leans forward. "'Eep.'"

"I think that sums it up quite well," Gilder cuts in. "The real winners tonight are our viewers across Arcadia!"

"That's right Gilder. This was one to remember. Goodnight everybody!"