These jokes were submited by Carol Sackrison
Q. What do stylish frogs wear?
A. Jumpsuits!
Q. What goes green, green, green, green?
A. A frog rolling down a hill!
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You're starting to bug me!
Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Here's one I got from Art:
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon,
when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock.
The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his
trunk and hurls him far into the jungle. "What did you do
that for?" asks the crocodile. The elephant answers, "That
turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago." The
crocodile says, "And you remembered him after all these
years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory."
"Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."
Lulu sent these jokes to me:
What is green and has tires?
Grass...I just made up the part about tires!
Q. What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A. Decaffeinated.
Knock knock!!
Who's there? Cow.
Cow who?
No, cows go Moo.
