Round 1: Dragonspaw vs. Steelkitty

Just as a little warning this round is very scary. We kinda end up bickering quite often... So unless you want to read all that stop right now. I felt like posting it any way...

Lady Dragonspaw: *ding!*
Lady Dragonspaw: round 1
Lady Steelkitty: yeah
Lady Steelkitty: *puts hands on hips* wut are you waiting for?Christmas?
Lady Dragonspaw: hey who do you think transcribes these babies?
Lady Steelkitty: heh heh...
Lady Dragonspaw: just waiting for my admirers to look
Lady Steelkitty: lol
Lady Dragonspaw: yoo hoo boys! over here
Lady Dragonspaw: okay, now I'm ready
Lady Steelkitty: k!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: Deep Submerge!
Lady Steelkitty: AHH!!!!!!I HATE WATER!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: deal
Lady Steelkitty: *wave crashes on sk*
Lady Steelkitty: I'm soaked, and I've got salt water in my hair
Lady Steelkitty: *hiss* cats hate water....
Lady Dragonspaw: you are a dragon though
Lady Steelkitty: *huff* a feline dragon
Lady Steelkitty: this is for you,Yaten!*blows kiss* Venus LOve and Beauty Shock!
Lady Dragonspaw: eep!
Lady Dragonspaw: that's one big heart!
Lady Dragonspaw: ouchies!
Lady Steelkitty: hee hee!the same heart that loves Yaten...
Lady Dragonspaw: you shouldn't knock a girl down and mess up her hair like that
Lady Steelkitty: *meow* you got me wet!
Lady Steelkitty: *licks paws*
Lady Steelkitty: it'll take forever to get this salt out!
Lady Dragonspaw: Sugar Heart Attack!
Lady Steelkitty: Ewwww!!!not suger and salt!
Lady Dragonspaw: but it's not really sugar
Lady Steelkitty: *stupid sugar gets in sk'syes*
Lady Steelkitty: dang,not the hearts....
Lady Dragonspaw: what's wrong with those attacks?
Lady Steelkitty: they're stupid little sissy attacks
Lady Dragonspaw: fine!
Lady Dragonspaw: and they are not sissy attacks
Lady Dragonspaw: Sword Blaster!
Lady Steelkitty: okay, that's a little better.....*SCREAMS HEAD OFF* HELP ME!!
Lady Steelkitty: *giant moon barely misses sk's arm and slices into wall*
Lady Steelkitty: my turn! Amazoness Jungle Arrow!
Lady Dragonspaw: it's not a moon
Lady Steelkitty: yeah it is
Lady Steelkitty: she throws to ground, and moon comes out
Lady Steelkitty: I've got an animation of it
Lady Dragonspaw: it's not a moon
Lady Dragonspaw: it's a big slash mark
Lady Steelkitty: looks like a moon...
Lady Dragonspaw: Sword blaster is where uranus slashes with her sword
Lady Dragonspaw: it's a slash mark
Lady Steelkitty: n-e-wayz.....Amazoness Jungle Arrow!
Lady Dragonspaw: *sd grabs silence glaive and does Silence wall*
Lady Steelkitty: NO! *throws tantrum* no no no!!
Lady Steelkitty: at least I got the heels of her boots
Lady Dragonspaw: *sd figures that as long as she has the glaive why not use Silence Glaive Surprise!*
Lady Steelkitty: *gets shot by purple energy.*
Lady Steelkitty: there goes half of my skirt....
Lady Dragonspaw: *sd dances around and does a little 'mina' pose*
Lady Steelkitty: *tries to put skirt back together* the Starlights don't wear skirts!!!!(thank god)
Lady Dragonspaw: *looks out of the ring*
Lady Dragonspaw: is that the cute pizza guy!?
Lady Steelkitty: ewww!!! pizza is gross!
Lady Dragonspaw: *sigh* too bad starfire has dibs on him
Lady Dragonspaw: you don't like pizza?!
Lady Steelkitty: Pluto Dead Scream!*pulls out Pluto's staff*
Lady Steelkitty: too bad I can't actually scream in this attack...
Lady Dragonspaw: *leaps onto the side bars to dodge attack, as well as block with arms. her hair is even more messed up and her skirt is ripped at the pleats*
Lady Steelkitty:and no, I don't like pizza, I like veal marsalla
Lady Dragonspaw: veal? poor babies
Lady Steelkitty: ugh!I hate cows!
Lady Dragonspaw: cows are cool!
Lady Steelkitty: but they're delicious,especially when they are babies....
Lady Steelkitty: with a side of marsalla wine!
Lady Dragonspaw: I eat cow I admit but you don't have to kill the babies!
Lady Steelkitty: and mushrooms!
Lady Steelkitty: the babies are the best!
Lady Steelkitty: *yummy*
Lady Dragonspaw: ick mushrooms!?
Lady Steelkitty: stuffed mushrooms......YUMMY!!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: ick!
Lady Steelkitty: you don't eat mushrooms?
Lady Dragonspaw: not when I can help it
Lady Steelkitty: attack already!
Lady Dragonspaw: fine
Lady Dragonspaw: Cookie Cyclone!
Lady Steelkitty: cookies!!
Lady Dragonspaw: *sweat drop* why do they always say that?!
Lady Steelkitty: *tries to grab one out of the air, put cuts her hand on razor sharp cookie*
Lady Steelkitty: My beautiful delicate skin is broken!!!!!
Lady Steelkitty: you will pay!
Lady Steelkitty: Star Sensitive Inferno!!
Lady Steelkitty: *thinks of Yaten, and makes serious love-struck face*
Lady Dragonspaw: *blocks but still gets hit. hair and shredded skirt stick straight up*
Lady Steelkitty: LOL!!!I bet all the guys in the audience are cheering!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: *blushes a very deep red*
Lady Steelkitty: you look like me when I first saw Yaten!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: somehow gets Mistress 9's skirt and puts it on
Lady Dragonspaw: okay
Lady Dragonspaw: Oak Evolution!
Lady Steelkitty: *stares in awe* pretty lights!
Lady Steelkitty: *is too busy staring, and gets hit by leaves*
Lady Steelkitty: AHH!!!
Lady Steelkitty: *puts hands up in defense*
Lady Steelkitty: *fuku is in shreds*
Lady Dragonspaw: Muhahahahahaha... wait a moment... I'm not Mistress 9, how'd I get her laugh?
Lady Dragonspaw: skirt must be possessed or something
Lady Steelkitty: *pulls on a cloak,kinda like the one a ghoul wears*
Lady Steelkitty: Kakyuu Fusion Tempus!!!!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: haven't seen that
Lady Steelkitty: red rose petals that have been lit on fire.....
Lady Steelkitty: RED rose petals and olive blossoms
Lady Dragonspaw: okee
Lady Dragonspaw: eep!
Lady Dragonspaw: my skirt! it's on fire!
Lady Steelkitty: Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: sd stops, drops, and rolls
Lady Dragonspaw: not the skirt is like a foot shorter
Lady Dragonspaw: and still smoking
Lady Steelkitty: stupid firemen! teaching children how to stop fires.....
Lady Dragonspaw: Shabon Spray!
Lady Steelkitty: not more water!
Lady Dragonspaw: well I am on fire
Lady Dragonspaw: sorta
Lady Steelkitty: *gets on tornado position*
Lady Dragonspaw: blows out a small flame on bow
Lady Steelkitty: *the audience can see up sk's skirt*
Lady Dragonspaw: tsk tsk
Lady Dragonspaw: what about your cloak?
Lady Steelkitty: not long enough
Lady Dragonspaw: k
Lady Steelkitty: *spray passes over sk*
Lady Steelkitty: *gets up, and starts to fiddle with her hair*
Lady Dragonspaw: oh wait
Lady Steelkitty: My highlights are coming out!
Lady Dragonspaw: we decided that dead scream would make you younger Lady Steelkitty: huh?
Lady Dragonspaw: in the other fights
Lady Steelkitty: o
Lady Dragonspaw: so I just aged to normal
Lady Steelkitty: k
Lady Steelkitty: Venus love me chain!!!!!!
Lady Steelkitty: I always look pretty in this one!
Lady Dragonspaw: leaps up into the air and the chain grabs and pulls off what's left of sd's shoes as well as scratching her leg
Lady Steelkitty: Yeah!
Lady Dragonspaw: sd flips and punches sk
Lady Steelkitty: ugh!
Lady Steelkitty: my mouth! *coughs blood*
Lady Dragonspaw: teach you to mess with a girl's shoes
Lady Dragonspaw: and burn her skirt
Lady Dragonspaw: and static her hair
Lady Steelkitty: *smirks* secret attack time!
Lady Dragonspaw: really now?
Lady Steelkitty: *gets on knees* My knights of the stars...DESTROY THE OPPENENT!!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: sd looks confused
Lady Steelkitty: Stars of Steel!
Lady Steelkitty: *stars fall from ceiling, and crash everywhere. The stars are on fire*
Lady Dragonspaw: sd calls for Ayeka and asks a quick favor
Lady Dragonspaw: Ayeka, princess of Jurai, creates a force field over croud
Lady Steelkitty: Aeka!!!
Lady Steelkitty: Jurai enemy!!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: enemy?
Lady Steelkitty: stupid sissy princess
Lady Steelkitty: *sticks out tongue*
Lady Steelkitty: RYOKO RULZ!!!
Lady Dragonspaw: they are friends you know
Lady Steelkitty: who? Aeka and Ryoko?
Lady Dragonspaw: yep
Lady Dragonspaw: they argue and fight but are friends
Lady Steelkitty: *looks in disgust* ewww.....
Lady Steelkitty: I hate Aeka, she's a priss
Lady Dragonspaw: she's not that bad
Lady Steelkitty: i think she is
Lady Dragonspaw: their are far worse characters out there
Lady Dragonspaw: you just haven't met them
Lady Steelkitty: yeah right
Lady Dragonspaw: sarcasm or agreement?
Lady Steelkitty: sarcasm
Lady Dragonspaw: trust me
Lady Dragonspaw: I'm telling the truth
Lady Steelkitty: Yaten's got an attitude problem,but I still love him anyway!
Lady Dragonspaw: back to the fight
Lady Steelkitty: *looks around ring* If he heard me,he's kill me...
Lady Steelkitty: your turn!
Lady Dragonspaw: *pulls out a magic umbrella and wishes on quite a few of the stars falling until they are done*
Lady Dragonspaw: *puts umbrella away and uses World Shaking*
Lady Steelkitty: death reborn revolution!
Lady Dragonspaw: *raises eyebrow*
Lady Steelkitty: b-bye world!
Lady Steelkitty: *dies*
Lady Dragonspaw: is reborn
Lady Dragonspaw: that was fun
Ref shakes head and rings the bell. He hopes that this fight will never be continued.



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