Night of the Anime Crossovers!
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Briana could still not believe that Kyle and Katrina were related. But that was their past-life. They weren't necessarily related now. Just their souls were linked. But, with the amount of souls floating around, that had to be more than a coincidence.
"Rise and shine, Bru." Bri mumbled and pulled the top off the cage.
"HEY! I WAS SLEEPING!" Bruce shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS IN YOUR BURROW?!"
"What? What? What in my burrow?" Bruce hastily tried to cover something up.
"WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THIS FROM?!" Bri picked up a slightly tattered (I'm not sure I want to know why it's tattered, but that's not the case.) picture of Britney Spears. "Where'd you get it?"
"Somewhere." Bruce mumbled.
"WHERE?!"
"Um. A magazine? I chewed it out..." (So that explains the tatters. Whew!)
"Bruce. They're fake."
"They are?"
"Yee-ah."
Bruce suddenly shredded the picture up, and used it as burrowing material. "I like Creed now! Really, I do!"
"Good boy!" Briana kissed Bruce on the head and headed off to school.
***
The class is AC 195. OOPS! I mean, the YEAR is AC 195! No, that's not it...uuuuuuummmmm....oh yeah! The class is Lunch. (Heehee! Okees! Um, well, the AV teacher in this school is cool, and is letting us watch MTV with all of the speakers hooked up an' everything! Heehee!) So, much to the joy of Briana, the class hooked up all of the TVs and stacked them on top of each other, so that they made one large image. Too Bri's joy, MTV had the good taste to play "Higher", by Creed. So, everyone standing by the speakers, did they're best (*scoffs*) air guitar. (Yeah. That's REAL good air guitar, guys! HAHAHAHA!)
"I think Creed is okay." Katrina shouted over the speakers, lamely playing air keyboard.
"OK?! OK?!" Sandy called, trying out the air-drums on for size. 'THEY'RE MORE THAN OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh, well, uuuuuuuh..."
"HAHAHAHA! FOOLISH CHILDREN! ALL THIS ENERGY WILL NOT GO TO WASTE!!!!!!" A voice called from the screen.
"Hey! Carson doesn't steal energy!" Ana said.
Suddenly, "Crazy", by that no good little...named Britney Spears came on.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Bri, Sandi, Katrina, and Chrissy shouted. (I mean, who likes Britney Spears anyway?(Aside from Bruce.))
However, Air-[head]Britney jumped out of the screen, in the middle of one of her obviously CGI stunts, in demon-form.
"Gwarg!" Bri shouted and dodged the mike that was being thrown at her. She stood up and laughed exultantly. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. Uh, er, alright guys! Let's morph! I want a piece of Britney!" The scouts transformed.
Suddenly, Sailor Icesis and Snowy appeared on the scene. "I knew it would happen eventually!" She was muttering to Snowy.
Bri overheard. "What, that we'd have to eventually destroy Britney Spears?"
"You wish! I was telling Snowy that something dangerous would happen in the AV room, but I was thinking more or less along the lines of a fire or something."
Sailor Dragonspaw silenced the two and looked boldly at the Britney demon. "How dare you attack oblivious children who're only having a bit of-"
"I am Sailor Yui! One of the champions of justice and defenders of the universe!" Yui then looked towards the camera. "I thought Voltron was defender of the universe! Oh, well!" She then turned to Britney. "How dare you taint music by digitally altering your voice and not write your own songs! And then you become a bad role-model to children! I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you, Britney, but I think my parting words to you will be that Creed is and always was much better."
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME FINISH MY SPEECH!" Sailor Dragonspaw did an angry little dance.
"Hey, you can't ALWAYS have the lime-light!" Sailor Yui stuck her tongue out. She then turned to Britney again. "Yui attack!" Brianna grabbed hold of something, but as hard as she could, she couldn't pull it out.
"Jeeze, Yui, do you want some help?" Sailor Starfire was more than slightly miffed at Yui's impudence, but Yui was still new at the game.
"Yeah." She said weakly.
"That's too bad then."
"STARFIRE!" Sandrock scolded. "Let's all help Yui!"
"HELL-OOOOOO-OOOO! Like, what about me? Aren't you supposed to try and, like, destroy me?"
The demon put her hands on her hips. "HUH?!"
"Oh go shove yourself down a..." Yui started to say.
"YUI! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Icesis screamed.
"Bleh." Yui stuck out her tongue.
Eventually, the item inside the bag was pulled out. The senshi, the students, and the Britney stared in awe at it. Remember what Yui had said about Voltron? Well, some twisted fate with a sense of humor had decided to get what Yui asked for. (I would.)
"HEY, COOL! WHY DON'T WE JUST STEP ON BRITNEY?" Yui laughed sadistically.
"I get the blue lion!" Sandrock screamed.
"I call the green one!" Yui said.
"I get the black one!" Starfire said.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! THAT'S RESERVED FOR DRAGONSPAW! WHO SAID YOU WERE THE CAPTAIN?!" Yui screamed.
"But I'm better than all of you." Starfire received some dirty looks. "Joking. I was joking."
"Whatever. I'll take the black lion. Starfire, take the yellow one. Icesis, take the red one."
The senshi took their stations.
"Form blazing sword!" Sailor Dragonspaw called.
To the senshi's amazement, the Blazing Sword was not formed, but a large replica of Draskin instead. Draskin flew out and attacked Britney.
"EEEEEEEEEEE! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!" Britney screamed.
"Ouch. Bad pun!" Bri commented.
"If Draskin worked, then my attack would." Sailor Icesis said. "Lady Dragonspaw, permission to use Symphony Ice Tiger!"
"Go for it! But in this case, it should be Symphony Ice Lion!"
"Ouch." Sandrock and Starfire said in unison.
"Shut up. No one asked you." Dragonspaw said bitterly.
"Symphony...Ice...TIGER!!!" The tiger was formed and slashed at Britney.
"Ouch! From the bottom of my heart it's true! I will destroy you!"
Sailor Yui was enraged. "DON'T YOU DARE USE HEERO'S LINE! NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"You can't. You already attacked, can't your bag only be used once per battle, or until the item you pulled out is disposed of?" Sandrock asked.
"Yeah. But I can still stomp on her."
"You control the arm. You can't."
"No one asked you."
"Moon...Love...Crystals...FORM!" Once again, an enlarged version of the attack was formed in Voltron's hands. "MOON...LOVE...CRYSTALS...SPIRAL FORMATION!"
Now Britney seemed very weak. "Powers of the glitter in my music video, come to my aid! For I am Brit-ra, the ever-living!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yui thumped her head down on the console. As Brit-ra became suddenly muscular and wore a fanciful red cloak around her, she threw glitter at Voltron. However, the glitter grew larger and larger until it grew large enough to hurt Voltron!
Voltron dodged, but two of the sparkling projectiles landed in Voltron's shoulder.
"Ow!" Icesis moaned, for the glitter had hit the right shoulder, in which the red lion was stationed.
"You'll pay for that! (Captain Planet! Heehee!) Stardust...POW!"
Britney became her regular obnoxious self and looked for her coffin to retreat into, remembering that she had only BORROWED her powers from Mumm-ra, she sat down and cried.
"AWWWWWWW! POOR BABY!" Yui said sarcastically. She then did a double take. "What's she doing?"
Britney was throwing her tears at them! They were turning into ice as they hit Voltron.
"That's just lame. I'm sorry. But that's just lame." Starfire was shaking her head.
"Senshi! How could you let yourselves get into this ridiculous situation! And how are you going to explain to Keith? What if Zarkon attacks? Anyway, since you can't destroy Britney Spears, I guess I'll have to!" The figure standing in the window was unmistakable.
"Sailor Steel-Kitty!" Voltron started to bow towards Steel Kitty.
Steel Kitty ignored this. "STEEL FURIOUS BLADE!" Britney was instantly defeated. The senshi came out of Voltron, and the robot started to disappear.
"NO! I WANTED TO KEEP IT IN MY CLOSET! DON'T GO, VOLTRON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sailor Yui was vainly clinging to the de-materializing foot of the blue lion.
"Thank you very much!" Dragonspaw grinned.
"I will still fight you; and defeat you. Keep that in mind." With that, Steel-Kitty was gone.
"Oy. How are we going to explain this to the teachers?" Starfire cast an annoyed glance at the still weeping Sailor Yui.
"We can say that the speakers were on too loud and that they were hallucinating." Sandrock offered.
"Sounds like a plan." Dragonspaw said. She then grinned darkly and bent down next to Yui. "Voltron."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

End (?)

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