Bathroom Brakes
Another minion of the 'dark side' is attacking hapless victims and as usual in come the sailors. They give their speeches, again as usual, the monster roared defiance. Then suddenly the monster pauses mid-speech and says, "Hold that thought. I have to use the bathroom." The monster rushes to the nearest porta-john. A few minutes later the monster returns obviously feeling better and the fight resumes. Tragically, at least for the monster, the fight ends as usual with the sailors winning.
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