The Sailor Senshi Diet Plan
"And we'll be back after these messages!"
*Sailor Moon appears on the screen in an infomercial background*
"Have you ever wanted to lose weight? Looking at me now you might believe I ever did. But look at this old picture of me."
*a shot of an obese Serena appears on screen*
"That shot was taken before I realized the value of the Sailor Senshi Diet Plan. When you fight crime as a sailor scout you can work off all of your favorite foods! That's what I do. It's good for mind and body."
*a 1-800 number appears on screen*
"Call now to recieve everything you need! Only $99.99 if you call now! You'll never regret it! I've got to go fight more crime now. See ya'!"
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