Last Updated: 30th Jan, 2003
(I use the Buffied font. When i get a banner made, this won't be an issue, but 'till then, the above blue words should be in the Buffy font, but may not if u don't have the small file needed)

INTRODUCTION:
Here, I, Stephanie (fpvs), Co-Guild Morale Officer (Fellow Gulid Morale Officer being Alex) of the We Luv Buffy Guild at Neopets.com set out to chipper you up. To make you happier and more smiley than before turning your browser to this site. If this page failed, let me know. I have tonnes of wonderful pics that are almost certain to make you smile. Whether you're a lover of Spike, Angel, Buffy, Willow or Giles(!) I'm bound to have the pics (or URLs) that will 'turn that frown upside down!'

If there are things that you've come across - words, pics, chain letters, whatever - that made you smile, send them to me (fpvs_smh@yahoo.com) and I'll cut, paste, plaster them here. With little thankyous/links, etc to show that this page is a group effort. From those who know that people get down, but a simple act of caring can change that.. or at least start to. I know that being down is all relative to the person's life, so things that are barely a ripple in someone's life is a tidal wave in another's, so just work your way down. I'm sure somewhere along the way you'll find something to make u smile! And this is all coming from someone who knows what they're talking about (See the bottom for my story)

JUMP STRAIGHT TO TIPS TO MAKE YOU LESS DOWN

SMILE!!!!

Firstly, I'd like you to think about that which is getting you down. How bad is it really? Things, they can get worse. Somewhere along the way they might, but is this likely to happen? Soon? I hope not. Think about how long this is gonna last. Break-ups, whether they be family, friends, or more intimate friends, they may be fixed. They may not. It isn't the end of the world. New friends, they come along. Boyfriends/girlfriends, they come, they go. Even husbands and wives often, in todays society don't last. But meeting new people is a wonderful thing. To get to know someone for the first time. Develop the relationship. And if it's family problems... well people grow apart. If you're young and it's parents... well eventually you grow up and get to move out. You get the freedom and that time that you spend living with them, it's not really that long, compared to the rest of your life. You will, one day look back and remember it as a memory.

I, myself, have had my share of most of the above, but that's put later, if you want to read. Proves the whole things-can-get-worse idea. October, 2002. That's my month of proof! But this page is for YOU! Thou who is down and with a not-good frown!

If you're down, really down. Down in pits that have walls so high you can't reach the top. Remember that there are people in your life that care. There is always someone to listen. Even if that person ends up being a counciler (all schools have them and it's not hard to arrange an appointment... and often you can get out of classes. If you don't like Maths... PE... French, you can arrange for an appointment then!). It's the counciler's job to listen. So if you don't think you can go to your friends to talk (and don't you go telling me you don't have any! Even the class pyro[maniac] and that person who's always picked on, they have friends! There is always going to be someone who will miss you. Who'd want you to come to them when you need somebody. They'd rather you bother them than you not ever walk into class again.

But what you really need to do, you need to look inside yourself and love what's there! If you have issues with how you look - this can be changed! If you really are grossly overweight - like you don't know anyone who's larger than you and you don't live in an imaginary world of television - you can always go visit your doctor. They can help you lose weight safely. Sure, you may have to stop eating those chocolate eclairs for breakfast, lunch and dinner *sigh*, but in the future you won't miss it. You'll be happy that you've found other food to enjoy, like fruit. C'mon, you might not like Apples, but what about Mangos, Strawberries, Watermelon, yummy Grapes, I could go on and on. Oh, and if you're stuck in the world of television celebrities, you may be interested to know that in the original Buffy pilot Willow was not played by the petite Alyson Hannigan. No, she was played by a very obviously overweight actress. I can't recall her name - hey, how many parts are there for the larger ladies? But I recognised her. Kinda the size of Drew Barrymore's friend in Never Been Kissed. The high school friend. Pleanty of people grow to love they're larger than average bodies.

If, however, it's not the body image, there are steps. Lots of seemingly long steps that I feel need to be taken. I, myself, am on this path. And I can tell you that though it may feel like it will take forever, it doesn't. I actually look at myself of past, self-destructive years as almost another person. I know that it was me, but by distancing myself at the same time, it is easier to move forward. If you have the habit of thinking destructive thoughts, you need to set up a personal system for when you recognise these thoughts occuring. Firstly, I should state here that this is just my own way. If you know other things/ways that help(ed) you, please let me know so this can be passed on to help others!

Here's an example of the things you can do/say to yourself to chear yourself up, or simply keep yourself from sliding down the deep metephorical pit of despair:
1. Whenever you start to feel down do something to chear yourself up. If you're doing something real important, like homework, etc. A short break of a coffee (though caffeine is not the best health thing, so don't you go start drinking coffee if you don't drink it normally) or a short time of channel surfing could do the trick. Or if you're into books and have a little more time, always have a novel on hand to escape through. A chapter... or maybe a whole book is something that I find raises my spirits greatly.

2. Stop thinking about that which is upsetting you. If it's homework, or something else that needs to be done now, the quick fix of 1. may have to do the temporary fix, but if not... Think about something else. You don't need to keep thinking about that break up you've just had with your b/f or g/f. You don't have to keep thinking about a great loss you've just had. It's not disrespectful to give yourself a break from the pain.

3. Go talk to a friend. Ok, if your friends aren't listening, go find someone else. A counciler or even just call a Help Line. In Australia we have the Kids Help Line among others. Other countries will have others, I'm sure. Just get your phone directory and you should be able to find one.

4. Go for a walk. Run. Jog. Movie. Anything! There are pleanty of things that will chear you up. It's only you who knows what it is that will do the trick. Think about the things that make you happy. If you have a habit make a list of such things. You may suddenly come to the realisation that watching Buffy chears you up dramatically! Add it to your list! Next time you feel down dig out a tape (c'mon, you call yourself a Buffy fan and you don't own a single episode on tape/DVD??!?!) and watch it! Maybe a single episode will do the trick... the Muscial episode.. the very first episode.. the third episode of S6 just to see that look on Spike's face when he realises it's Buffy and not the Buffy-bot!

5. Make a webpage!!! I'll link to ya! I'm sure you have other webfriends who'll link to ya, also!! If you get just a little traffic to your site you can feel that you make an impact on other people's lives! With the internet you can reach the four [non-existant] corners of the world! I'm in Melbourne, Australia, the country 'girt by sea' and where are you? Ok, you may be in the next suburb, but you could be in America, Europe, Asia. Ask yourself this - would I have ever touched your life if not for my webpage??

But anyway, I have to stop writting. For now. Email me (or neomail me) if you'd like some advice, personal chipper-me-up words, or would like to submit a chain-letter that made you smile. Hey, a simple deletion of the part at the end that says, 'Forward this to X people or you will lead a miserable life' and it could make more people happy!!!

One of those Funny Chain letters

Flying Pig Vampire Slayer's Homepage


My Story

Once upon a time there was a shy little girl. She lived with her older brother and mum and dad. Both her mum and dad had well paid manergerial positions and hence they were able to go on family holidays most years. They travelled all around Australia. It was the year that this little girl's older brother graduated from primary school, that her school was declared to be closing down. The evil state Premier closed many schools in his reign of power. This shy little girl now started the next school year at another school that was twice the size and one that had nasty bullies (though compared to other kids, she was barely picked on at all).

Within a year her parents sat her down to tell her and her brother that they no longer loved on another. Her father moved out and started working overseas - In Borneo, Indonesia. He came home once every three weeks to spend a weekend with his two children. This little girl's mum soon became over-stressed at work, pushing towards the end with the application of an unfair dismissal case against her. Mum eventually went to the doctors where they diagnosed her with Chronic Fatigue Disorder. This had actually been a mis-diagnosis of Depression, and somewhere along these lines she had quit her job. Things just got worse with the little girl suffering too. She most likely suffered from depression.

Her father flying home to Melbourne from Sydney one day feels an incredible pain. His appendix burst. Despite the pain he manages to stay consious the whole time to arrive at hospital. The doctors don't immediatly beleive it the appendix for the fact that most people pass out. He had almost died. Yet less than a week after getting the remains of his organ cut out, he is out of the hospital, at home with his mother, recovering.

Then, 12th June, 1998 this little girl, getting ready for school and a trip to Soverign Hill, she hears a knock at the back door. It is her Nanna and one of her aunts. Both have clearly been crying. Straight away the teenage girl knew her mum was dead. 'Passed away' the previous night. The day is spent at her Nanna's, yet her brother heads to school because he 'had exams'.

The house, due to be open for inspection that weekend, is taken off the market. Flash forward a couple years, her brother heads off to the dorms of Uni. She lives with her father. Next year she completes the final year of high school, her Dad starts dating again.

2002. Half-way through the first semester this young woman is told that her father's girlfriend is to move in, or he is to move out. He moves out and she completes the semester living alone in a big house. That break she visits her dad and g/f for dinner and on the way home tells her dad that she would like him to move in, with his g/f. To move in a few weeks into the new semester (after she settles into her new classes). The first weekend after the new semester begins they move in.

The g/f has her ways of living. The young woman who has lived alone for months, and in unusual circumstances for years finds it hard to get used to. Everything is different. She rarely gets to watch the TV that she uses for escapism. Even getting to watch her few favourite shows is a challenge. She is told that if she doesn't pull her wait it would probably be best if she moved out. She is asked if she wouldn't rather live with her Granny.

The Saturday before Uni re-starts after the 'mid-semester' break (the begining of October) she is told to move out in a fortnight. A week before her first exam of semester two. Her aunt who is still living there since coming home from five years in Japan was supposed to have moved out weeks earlier. The aunt ends up moving out the weekend before the first exams. She somehow manages to scrape through them and actually passed everything. Passes in Math, Physics and Psychology. A Distinction in Astronomy.. though she had wanted much better so that she could go on a free trip to Parkes, the place for SETI undertakings in Australia. The place that received and broadcast the Moonwalk decades earlier.

And so she now lives with her Granny in a small, cold house. With no internet access. No cable TV, that she was used to. But, hey. At least now there is less stress. Her Granny makes half her meals for her. And she has most what she needs - she can even use the computers at Uni (a 20 min bus trip away) for internet access. And a simple bus trip gets her to the choice of two different local malls via a bus travelling on a road less than a five minute walk away. So she may have lost the only house she can remember living in, but she also lost the stress that came with living in a house with a man super stressed with work and an inability to express himself.

So, hey! It could be worse! Could have a life threatening illness that practically garentees death within a year. The bad doused in beer last night while out at a club could have been worth more that the $30 I paid for it a week ago. So, c'mon. What's your story? Better worse? Still on-going pain? Putting the pain in perspective of others helps, I'm sure! Hey, I have a trust fund now. Worth a hell of a lot. And technically I should own a quarter of that house I used to live in. Worth maybe half a million in today's market. So it could way be worse. Could be poor. Forced to pay my own bills in an apartment by myself. With little more than the clothes on my back!

But I have friends. I have family who all want to be there for me. I have a start of having money in life. And I have growing confidence in myself that makes me beleive that when the time comes, I will be able to survive out there in the world without a lifeline of family. Without the garentee that there will be a roof over my head every night of my life.

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