Flying Pig Vampire Slayer's
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(My Flying Pig pictures)

I've written a couple stories including Fred, a flying pig. They are:
Fred "the most brilliant" flying pig
(This is the first Flying Pig story I wrote)
The One And Only Talking Tree
(The second story including a Flying Pig and it should be read after Fred "the most brilliant" flying pig or you'll miss a sort of hidden joke)

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There is this world-wide conspiracy where originally flying pigs are having their wings severed - mostly just after (but sometimes before) - at birth. Some think I'm crazy "Before birth? How?" they say. Well I'll tell you, aliens have been coming down to Earth and getting them in the womb. That's what they do to the ones on farms. Poor things, most pigs never get the chance to spread those beautiful wings and soar the sky. But there are the few 'stray' ones which make it into life, wings intact. Those are the ones which are sometimes seen. Jokes are often made about pigs flying - that's harsh. No respect for what's happening to them. One day those pigs are gonna fight back - and I'm gonna be behind them 100%. Join me! Join me in helping them, in helping them start, fight, and win the war against those governments and aliens behind this world-wide conspiracy!

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Everything on this site is mine. I may have ripped off the idea of the "Slayer" from Joss Whedon but all other ideas, concepts etc. are mine (unless otherwise stated at the bottom of the page) and should not be used without my permission. Ask and I'll probably let you use whatever it is that you want. I'd then make a link to your page and ask you to make a link to this page using my new banner.