| Just a quick list of things that, as an Innkeeper for Killer Frogs, you should NEVER DO! |
| 1. Don't EVER leave your wallet and/or car keys unattended near your Guests. Otherwise, THIS may happen to you..... |
| 2. Don't allow your Guests to ingest any steroid-based products. Believe me, you don't want THIS hassle. |
| 3. Don't allow your Guests to get control of the TV remote. THIS can get pretty annoying.... |
| 4. NEVER allow a Guest behind the wheel of a golf cart. THIS guy found out the hard way! |
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| 5. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, kiss a Guest! Not only is it unprofessional, there are other negative consequences as well. You've heard what fairy tales say about what happens when you kiss a frog...? Well, it's TRUE. DON'T do it, or you'll end up with THIS. |
| and, most IMPORTANTLY...... |
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