A New Threat

There are absolutely no spoilers for TPM or any other SW novel, film, comic...

Disclaimers...I somehow don't think that is a problem...

Warning: Parody

A New Threat


Christina

The Sith Lord studied her host for a second before stepping forward and bowing her head. "Oh mighty emperor, I have traveled far and wide to meet one who might be superior to me."

The Emperor stood and blue lighting flashed from his being, but the little creature was unafraid: she was wise though, and quickly hid in a safe place. "I am Lord Chiwi Chsta. I am a representative of a powerful sect of Sith Lords from a planet far, far away."

The Emperor harumphed, but lowered his hands. The lighting stopped flashing. The creature crawled out from under the Emperor's robes.

"My followers have been responsible for the decimation of continents."

The Emperor cackled evilly. Chiwi just scratched her head with her right rear foot.

"That is nothing," the Emperor said softly. "My followers have destroyed worlds...planets."

The rodent-like creature snapped her tail in appreciation. "We are loathed by the creatures with whom we share our world."

"I bring terror and fear to an entire galaxy." The Emperor scratched his neck and shifted his position slightly.

"My followers control one of the mightiest armies ever seen." Chiwi smiled maliciously. "They can take on and defeat yours. They are at this very moment poised..."

"My armies control the galaxy. They protect me from all possible threats. And even if they should fail..." The emperor zapped a chair with the lighting. He then scratched his arms.

"Most impressive. But my army has already penetrated your defenses."

Chiwi watched as the Emperor collapsed on the floor, writhing in agony.

The rat twitched a whisker and jumped up on the throne.

She then tapped her comm-link. "Mission accomplished."

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