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Tom Paris sat carefully in his chair. He hurt, damn *everything* hurt. He winced slightly as he slid his feet under the console.
Chakotay concealed his smile. "Good morning Tom. Are you feeling all right."
"Yes fine, Commander," Tom replied too quickly. God when B'Elanna was in one of her rare, but dangerous Klingon moods. He tried not to groan as he stretched his legs.
The Captain looked at her First Officer and shook her head, then winked. "Commander I'll be in my ready-room. As soon as B'Elanna's here, the senior staff meeting will be in my ready room." She glanced at Tom. It was going to be a short meeting, but not everybody would be able to sit. She saw him flinch, and she smiled as she entered her ready room.
Janeway sat down and pulled up a file and started to read. For too long Tom and B'Elanna had been plotting to bring her and her first officer together. Not that it took much plotting, but she had been waiting for a chance to strike back. And apparently the opportunity had just dropped in her lap. She just had time to skim the article transfer the necessary information to Chakotay's terminal, then she leaned back to start her plans.
Five minutes later her comm-badge chirped. "Captain, B'Elanna's here."
"Very good, Commander. We'll start the meeting."
The senior staff entered, Tom was last, so he ended up standing. B'Elanna stood next to him, quietly letting him lean on her.
"Good morning, everybody. B'Elanna how are the repairs to the pipes in section 10 coming?"
"We should finish this morning."
"Very good, did you ever find that section of pipe you were looking for?" Janeway asked with a straight face.
"Captain?"
"It was about this long," she held her hands about 20 cm apart, "and this wide." She kept her *captain's face* as she saw Tom wince. "Next matter on the agenda, where to lay the supplies we want to collect from our upcoming visit to the Xaltan system."
Tuvok looked around, he sensed something was up, Harry just looked bewildered.
Chakotay gave her a wicked glance, then continued, "We expect to enter the system in 3 hours. The Away-teams are ready to complete their missions quickly and smoothly."
"Very good, are there any other pressing matters?"
Harry turned away from Tom, he was grinning. Poor Tom, he looked like he was in agony--B'Elanna looked like she was ready to eat him. "Captain," Harry said. "Some of the crew would desire the opportunity to visit the planet."
"According to Neelix, as long as we avoid intercourse with the natives, the opportunities for shore-leave are there. We just need to decide how to go about it."
"The crew will be very excited to hear that, Captain." Harry said. He noted her puzzled look and continued to look bewildered.
"Are there any other mounting concerns? Dismissed."
Harry and Tuvok left, Chakotay started to, then turned. "Captain, you coming?" She'd kill him later, but B'Elanna's look was worth it.
"Tom, you look awful. B'Elanna why don't you take care of him." She walked out her ready room door. Tom's low moan as she left almost made her start to laugh.
She glared at Chakotay, then smiled as he grinned at her. "Captain, that was cruel."
"Yes it was." They sat down. "We'd better get a replacement at conn--I don't think Tom will be much use. Who's on the substitute list?" They both smiled. Female Klingons went through periods of increased sexuality, it didn't take much to set them off. Fortunately for Tom, B'Elanna was only half Klingon.