Brass Monkey
Liscenced to Ill

 (chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
 Brass Monkey - junkie
 That funky Monkey

 Got this dance that's more than real
 Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
 Put your left leg down - your right leg up
 Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
 M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
 Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
 We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
 Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
 Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
 Double R. foots the bill most definitely
 I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
 I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

 (repeat chorus)

 Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
 When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
 Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
 Come on y'all it's time to get nice
 Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
 Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
 This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
 I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
 I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
 Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
 I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
 It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

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 Step up to the bar - put the girl down
 She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
 Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
 We had a case in the place and we went right through it
 You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
 I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
 I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
 And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
 Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
 Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
 The song and dance keeping you in a trance
 If you don't buy my record I got my advance
 I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
 I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
 We got the bottle - you got the cup
 Come on everybody let's get ffffff

 (repeat chorus)

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