Darrin DeMarco
Once upon a winter morn, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, and Guns N' Roses all had sex, and gave birth to a young boy. Possessing tools and skills beyond normal human capabilities, he quickly adapted and excelled in the trade practiced by his forefathers. However, when needlepoint was found not to suit him, he learned to play musical instruments. He has won both the Mr. and Miss Universe competitions, and hopes to one day eat a garage, blow up jupiter, and graduate. In that order.