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March'04 BlogThoughts

    Every calendar's days are numbered.

  • What's in a Name?
  • Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr
  • Tech-Talk
  • I don't have to do this for a living, I just do it for the luxuries like bread and shoes. - Les Dawson Quotes (1934 - 1993) English comedian.
  • For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf (1882 - 1941)
  • Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.- G. K. Chesterton
  • Never trust a thin chef. - Anonymous
  • Tax me if you can!
  • It was all so different before everything changed.
  • BlogHeads!
  • If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
  • fye
  • Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. - Albert Einstein
  • 'Goodbye' 'Avjo' 'Alavidha' 'Ciao' 'Sayonara' 'Au revoir' 'Wiedersehen' 'Geia'
  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams (from Mork and Mindy)
  • It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best. - W. Edwards Deming
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done
  • - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • "Ask not what the Hubble can do for you - ask what you can do for the Hubble."
  • There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.- Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)
  • Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. - Aphra Behn
  • He excels his brother for a coward, yet his brother is reputed one of the best that is. In a retreat, he outruns any lackey. - William Shakespeare (All's Well That Ends Well, Act 4)
  • Circle in the sand 'Round and 'round
  • The guy who draws pictures of suspects is a con artist.
  • Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone? - Sharon Stone
  • Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
  • Some people have a way with words. Others are waywards. - sv
  • Power corrupts, especially at the electric company.
  • Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. - Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)


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