FORCE-THE-EDGES

(to be read left to right)
(start here) Splurging and sploofing takes its toll,
It is better to hunt elementals in the wee hours,
Than to rob a bank with two meat hooks,
Claiming to be a velociraptor.
You should know that Hydrology is not the study of water,
Because water cannot be studied,
It is too clear and runny.
A rhinoceros is not an evil hippo,
As was thought for many years,
By weird animal experts and winos.
Eventually,
The rock-throwing tribe of Zimbabwe,
Will defeat the stick-poking tribe of New Guinea,
Thereby making the world more logical,
And more easily recognizable in a line-up of guilty asteroid bandits.
(stop and put paper down now)